milligramaged
millilamberted

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milligramaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to prescribe the evening in tiny measured doses, none of which is administered accurately. Makyle became milligramaged and issued precise drink recommendations from the wrong table. milligramed (/ˈmɪlɪɡɹæmd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small quantity from a complete serving, but confident the distinction is administrative. Krysia got milligramed and ordered a single measure for every person in the restaurant.
milligrammaged adj. Having drunk enough to prescribe a dose with great precision and deliver quite the wrong one. Parita was milligrammaged, measuring the remedy precisely before taking the wrong bottle. milligrammed adj. Having drunk more than a small measured dose, and treating the discrepancy as a technicality. Makeo became milligrammed and described the overflowing pint as a rounding error. milligravitied adj. You have drunk enough to regard gravity as a negotiable force and stairs as a matter of principle. Ivailo went milligravitied and attempted the stairs without accepting either handrail. milligrayed adj. You are drunk and radiating confidence in decisions best left unexposed to further energy. millihartreed adj. Of a drinker: energetically explaining the smallest possible unit of a problem while creating several larger ones. Zudora got millihartreed and presented a detailed energy budget for borrowing the neighbour's bicycle. millihelened adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to launch a conversation, a taxi, and possibly a chair. millihenried adj. Describing a drinker who stores up misplaced confidence until releasing it into one decisive act. Takeasha went millihenried and held her opinion silently until volunteering to conduct the raffle. millihertzed adj. A drinker who makes one confident decision per thousandth of a cycle, but announces each as urgent. millijanskied adj. A drinker so far gone that every faint signal is treated as a strong invitation to proceed. millijouled adj. The condition of a drinker who expends very little energy before committing to a highly energetic mistake. millikataled adj. The drunkenness of one who catalyses every gathering, usually towards a decision nobody proposed. Westen became millikataled and turned a quiet supper into an immediate vote on holiday plans. millikaysered adj. Reduced by drink to a faint signal, yet certain that everyone nearby has received the message. millikelvinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise but entirely mistaken judgement about the temperature of the room.
millilamberted adj. Loosened by drink into believing that a dim idea is bright enough to guide the whole party.