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Mister Righted adj. Sharpened by drink into the ideal companion, especially when nobody has asked for one. Riyon went Mister Righted and offered marriage advice from beside the fruit machine. Mister Wronged adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue the least suitable person in the room with complete confidence. Maurice was Mister Wronged and courted the woman who had already left with her coat. Mistered (/[ˈmɪstə(ɹ)]d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who insists on formal address while forgetting everyone else's name. Caity was Mistered, addressing the barman respectfully and calling him Gerald. Mistressed adj. Slowed by drink to address every woman with the solemnity of an old-fashioned formal announcement. Analice was Mistressed, greeting the barmaid as though presenting her before a court. Mistubishied adj. Drunk since last orders, and spelling one's own name with the quiet confidence of someone who has checked. Makan signed the card Mistubishied, producing a version of his name he did not immediately recognise. Mit Afified adj. Drunk and soft-fibred, taking the rough edges off every exchange at the bar. Aniksha was Mit Afified, smoothing over an argument about whose round it was. Mitannianed adj. Drunk to the point where the ancient past seems a perfectly reasonable subject for the next round. Coye was Mitannianed, discussing vanished kingdoms with the landlord over bitter. Mitchell grassed adj. Drunk enough to dry out in the corner, spreading slowly wherever the evening leaves you. Theodia was Mitchell grassed, flattened beside the radiator with a pint untouched. Mitchell principled adj. Drunk past the point of violence, negotiation, or any other matter requiring a firm position. Nyanza was Mitchell principled, renouncing all disputes while retaining the disputed stool. Mitchell's diseased adj. Drunk beyond comfort, with heat in the feet and no useful route towards the door. Andrine was Mitchell's diseased, fanning her shoes beneath the table after the final round. Mitchell's hopping moused adj. Of a drinker who has acquired large hindquarters and taken to crossing the room by solemn leaps. Kellye spent the reception traversing the carpet in solemn bounds, thoroughly Mitchell's hopping moused. Mitchell-Netravali filtered adj. Describing a drinker who has been smoothed at the edges until only the most obvious details remain. Tashera became Mitchell-Netravali filtered, rendering the complicated toast as one broad gesture. Mitempfindunged adj. A drinker who feels the consequences of a raised glass in an entirely different limb. Breandra was Mitempfindunged, scratching her elbow whenever Chonita touched the table. Mithraeumed (/mɪˈθɹi.əmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub has become a sacred grotto, and the crisps its surviving rite. Ishani was Mithraeumed, conducting a private ceremony beside the bowl of salted peanuts. Mithraicismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has elevated a dark corner and a shared bottle into doctrine. Vitani became Mithraicismed and delivered the evening's theology from beneath the stairs. Mithraicisted adj. The state of being drunk and mysteriously committed to caverns, dawn, and one remaining round. Lenyx grew Mithraicisted and proposed relocating the party to the cellar.