millimoled
millioersteded

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millimoled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a single glass of water becomes an afternoon's project. Promyss was millimoled, taking several minutes to cross the room for water. millined adj. Drunk enough to regard a single line of crumbs as substantial domestic circulation.
milliner'sed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the sitting room as anything but a shop for soft furnishings. millinered (/ˈmɪlɪnəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a hat, a tea towel and a blanket as separate accessories. millineressed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every domestic object seem suitable for fitting, folding or trying on. Cybil millineressed the evening, fitting hats to lampshades before last orders. millineried (/ˈmɪl.ɪ.nɚ.id/) adj. A drinker who insists each round requires a different hat, preferably with a feather. millineringed adj. Describing a drinker who shapes every beer mat into a jaunty little hat. Coleton spent the evening millineringed, fashioning headwear from beer mats and receipts. millineted adj. A drinker so far gone that a beer mat serves as structural support for the bonnet. Luman sat millineted beneath a bonnet stiffened entirely with beer mats. millinewtonned adj. The state of being drunk and exerting precisely a thousandth of a newton on the bar towel. milling cuttered adj. The drunkenness of one who trims every conversation down to its least useful shape. Stefphon became milling cuttered, removing all context from a story about the darts match. milling frolicked adj. Reduced by drink to a communal stamping dance whenever anyone produces a tea towel. milling machined adj. Softened by drink into a person who allows every passing remark to shape the conversation. millinged (/ˈmɪlɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who grinds through the same story until only fragments remain. Araiah grew millinged and reduced the anecdote to names, dates and one repeated punchline. millinormalitied adj. Sharpened by drink into an unremarkable certainty that every pub custom is perfectly ordinary. millioctaved adj. Loosened by drink into singing intervals too small for the pianist to identify.
millioersteded adj. Emboldened by drink to attract the bar's entire magnetic field with one raised glass. Pyper became millioersteded and drew every loose teaspoon towards the counter.