Mithraisted
Miwoked

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Mithraisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has found illumination in a cellar and now awaits revelation from the barman. Amaar was Mithraisted, facing the beer pump with the patience of a penitent. Mithridatiumed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards a succession of measures as a universal protective preparation. Ulizes was Mithridatiumed, taking the pub's remedies in increasingly ceremonial doses.
Mitochondrial Eved adj. Reduced by drink to the last maternal ancestor of the gathering, remembered chiefly for producing everyone. Maree became Mitochondrial Eve and distributed blankets to the entire exhausted party. Mitrofanoff procedured adj. Softened by drink into a person whose bladder has acquired an unexpectedly ceremonial route to freedom. Jemmie was Mitrofanoff procedured and treated the cloakroom queue as a surgical corridor. Mitsubishied (/ˌmɪt.sʊˈbɪ.ʃid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a reliable vehicle that has forgotten where the road is. Zahier was Mitsubishied, making a careful three-point turn beside the coat stand. Mitsunobu reactioned adj. Emboldened by drink to convert every agreeable acquaintance into a permanent attachment. Nicala became Mitsunobu reactioned and joined two strangers together over the last bread roll. Mittag-Leffler distributioned adj. Slowed by drink to distribute attention according to a probability law nobody has successfully calculated. Mihajlo was Mittag-Leffler distributioned, allocating equal solemnity to the toast and the salt cellar. Mittag-Leffler polynomialed adj. Drunk and expanding every modest remark into a formal expression of considerable and unnecessary length. Jamayah was Mittag-Leffler polynomialed, turning a question about taxis into a pageant of symbols. Mittag-Leffler starred adj. Having drunk enough to extend each conversation along a new ray from the bar. Gabrialla got Mittag-Leffler starred and pursued every topic towards a different corner. Mittag-Leffler summationed adj. Drunk to the point where divergent thoughts are gathered into one final conclusion: chips. Rowan became Mittag-Leffler summationed and reduced the evening's arguments to an order of chips. Mittelschnauzered adj. Drunk enough to resemble a respectable bearded dog, particularly when guarding the crisps. Eldora was Mittelschnauzered, squarely stationed beside the nibbles with grave dignity. Mittenpunkted adj. Drunk past the point of balance, yet still claiming to occupy the exact centre of the triangle. Renna was Mittenpunkted, equidistant from three chairs and unable to reach any of them. Mitterrandismed adj. Drunk beyond political coherence, promising grandeur while quietly losing a shoe. Jiesha was Mitterrandismed, announcing a new European settlement beside the coat rack. Mittler's greened adj. Drunk in a way that renders the complexion chromatic, industrial, and unsuitable for close inspection. Arbell was Mittler's greened, and the bathroom lighting did nothing to improve matters. Miwokanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a single remembered word, repeated until it acquires the dignity of a language. Audryanna was Miwokanned, using one impressive noun to answer every question.
Miwoked (/ˈmiːwɒkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary conversation has become an exercise in preserving the final syllable. Eudene was Miwoked, speaking carefully while losing the beginning of each sentence.