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mind mapped adj. Loosened by drink into a radial arrangement of unrelated thoughts around the urgent matter of chips. mind mappered adj. Slowed by drink to organise the evening into spokes, each leading eventually to the lavatory. mind melded adj. Drunk and convinced that another person’s vague agreement constitutes a profound meeting of intellects. Arveda became mind melded with the landlord over their shared dislike of the jukebox. mind over mattered adj. Drunk to the point where willpower is applied heroically to the physical problem of standing. Tequela went mind over mattered and attempted the stairs by force of philosophical conviction. mind palaced adj. Drunk enough to store each misplaced belonging in a different grand chamber, none of which can be revisited. mind raped adj. Drunk past the point of defending one’s thoughts, which are surrendered to whoever mentions kebabs most confidently. Gaynard was mind raped by the menu and accepted its suggestion of chips without resistance. mind readered adj. Still drunk, and confidently inferring from a raised eyebrow that everyone would like another round. mind readinged adj. Having drunk enough to detect what others are thinking, provided they are thinking about leaving. Serianna was mind readinged and announced that everyone wanted a taxi. mind rhymed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the important word unspoken, though everyone hears it as ‘chips’. Soledad was mind rhymed, leaving the important word unspoken while everyone heard ‘chips’. mind setted adj. You have drunk enough to adopt one opinion and furnish it with permanent habits. Jacki got mind setted about the correct route home and would not consult the map. mind shared adj. Describing a drinker who has given most available attention to one idea, usually borrowed. mind's eared (/maɪndz‿ˈɪəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that imagined music is heard clearly, particularly when the room is silent. Kiylee was mind's eared and requested a song no one else could hear. mind's eyed (/ˈmaɪndz ˌaɪd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a mental picture of the sofa more persuasive than the sofa itself. mind-blowingnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the ordinary revelation that the glass is empty genuinely astonishing. Lakaii was mind-blowingnessed by the discovery that the crisps had always been in the bowl. mind-bogglered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still regarding the bar’s closing procedure as a baffling intellectual event. mind-controlled adj. Drunk since last orders, and obeying the nearest confident voice without further consultation. Shayane was mind-controlled and followed Tyquashia towards the kebab shop without asking why.