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mind-fuckeried adj. Having drunk enough to confuse the table by calculated turns, without any obvious calculation remaining. Yehudah was mind-fuckeried and made Victora doubt which round they had just paid for. mind-muscle connectioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and concentrating so intently on lifting a pint that the arm becomes a separate department. mind-numbingnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and rendered receptive to the soothing monotony of the fruit machine. mind-readered adj. Too drunk to ask what anyone means, and therefore certain to know. Kendral was mind-readered and answered a question that had not yet been asked. mind-readinged adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with uncertainty, and treating every glance as a request for chips. Kyliam was mind-readinged and distributed the remaining chips according to imagined preferences. mind-searchinged adj. You are drunk and conducting solemn introspection about who authorised the purchase of fluorescent chicken. Lemanuel was mind-searchinged, contemplating the moral significance of the empty takeaway box. mind-setted adj. You are drunk and thinking along a track laid down earlier in the evening. Jorji was mind-setted on buying crisps, despite already carrying two packets. mind-your-own-businessed adj. Of a drinker: rooted in one place, unexpectedly delicate, and shedding small tears by the window. mindbendered adj. Of a drinker who has encountered the evening’s final intellectual challenge: opening the front door. mindblindnessed adj. Drunk beyond guessing what anyone else is thinking, including the person plainly asking for a taxi. mindblowed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves everyone else explaining the same ordinary fact several times. Rogar was mindblowed, and Klever eventually labelled the door for him. mindblowered adj. Drunk, with the result that each companion must supply a fresh astonishment for the evening. minded (/maɪndd/) adj. Drunk beyond rational thought, but still confident that the next round is a sound deduction. mindednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the drinker's particular mental attitude everyone else's administrative concern. mindered adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring supervision, while attempting to supervise everyone else. Salam became mindered and appointed Avaliese keeper of the glasses. mindfiled adj. Drunk on the strength of a complete personal archive, which is then made available to the nearest stranger. Kaliesha was mindfiled and gave Leul a chronological account of every job she had held.