minenwerfered
miner's lettuced

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minenwerfered (/ˈmiːnənˌvɛːfəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers each opinion with the sudden impact of a shell from a trench mortar. mineolaed adj. You are drunk and cross-bred in your judgements, combining bright sweetness with a grapefruit's guarded bitterness.
mineownered adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every unattended glass as an asset requiring immediate acquisition. Mayzie was mineownered by closing time, quietly annexing drinks from three abandoned tables. minepentated adj. Reduced by drink to a twitching certainty that another round is the only available remedy. Jessamarie was minepentated after the taxi was called, requesting one final medicinal drink. mineploughed adj. The drunkenness of one who advances by digging through the room rather than walking around it. mineplowed adj. Reduced by drink to pushing through the nearest obstruction as though it were loose earth. Rosalina was mineplowed, shifting chairs aside to reach the already open doorway. miner's anaemiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who mistakes the dimmest coatroom light for a reliable route home. Raleigh was miner's anaemiaed, following the faintest glow through the wrong side door. miner's anemiaed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose account of the evening sheds details at every retelling. miner's canaried adj. Emboldened by drink to volunteer for the first inspection of any suspicious smell near the coat stand. Jacquleen grew miner's canaried and entered the smoky back room before anyone could object. miner's catted adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, ring-tailed pace of someone crossing the road after last orders. miner's coughed adj. Drunk and carrying the evening's entire atmosphere into the taxi, one rasp at a time. Yug was miner's coughed by the rank, filling the taxi with a dry account of the final round. miner's dialed adj. Drunk to the point where every journey home requires bearings, sightings and a hand-drawn route. Gursehaj was miner's dialed, taking compass readings from the pub doorway before choosing a direction. miner's diseased adj. Drunk enough to acquire, by the end of the evening, every complaint mentioned within earshot. miner's elbowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaning on the bar with a degree of commitment suggesting structural necessity. Getsemany was miner's elbowed before the second round was settled, both arms deployed as props. miner's inched adj. Drunk beyond any consistent measure of distance, advancing towards home by local and improvised units.
miner's lettuced adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person mild, green about the morning, and oddly convinced this is restorative.