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minicored adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting the precise structural weakness in every plan to leave. Hali was minicored and identified the flaw in each proposed route home. minicosmed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the entire pub as a representative model of the outside world. Kenedie was minicosmed and used the cloakroom to explain how society functions.
minicoursed adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a brief lesson on the correct procedure for leaving a pub. Azana got minicoursed and taught the table how coats should be collected in sequence. minicraned adj. Slowed by drink to lifting each coat with the careful deliberation of a machine indoors. minicraniectomied adj. Drunk and briefly convinced that removing one small obstacle from the evening will restore orderly thought. Zosia was minicraniectomied and proposed clearing the hat stand before ordering a taxi. minicraniotomied adj. Drunk to the point where every thought requires a small opening before it can be released. minicrisised adj. Drunk enough to treat a missing glove as a small-scale emergency requiring a full response. minicruised adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly home, but not yet beyond taking the scenic route. Odilia was minicruised and toured two neighbouring streets before finding the station. minicultured (/ˈmɪniˌkʌlt͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk beyond sustaining a small, carefully maintained population of opinions about the evening. Obry became minicultured and nurtured separate views on coats, taxis, and the final round. minicupped adj. Drunk in a way that sends you round the same short circuit repeatedly, overtaking your own intentions. Shyanne was minicupped, circling the taxi rank as though it were a racing circuit. minicuted adj. Drunk enough to impose a severe short-term regime on the kitchen, beginning with the biscuits. minidemoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every plan for getting home is presented as a short demonstration. minidictionaried adj. Drunk to a degree that every coat, street, and taxi receives a compact but unnecessary definition. Eeren became minidictionaried and defined the difference between a cab and a taxi at length. minidisastered adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a minor difficulty with the journey home into an evening-wide incident. Harper-rayne was minidisastered when the taxi app briefly lost its signal. minidisced adj. Drunk on the strength of storing the evening in a small, sealed record that cannot be rewritten.
minidished adj. Drunk since last orders, and directing every remaining signal towards the nearest house.