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minidisked adj. Drunk by the third round, and still attempting to store the evening on a format nobody now uses. minidisketted adj. Drunk in a way that stores the evening on small, unreliable domestic fragments, chiefly crumbs and cushion impressions. minidistricted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the immediate neighbourhood as a complete administrative territory. Markies was minidistricted, issuing local guidance from the pub door to the taxi stand. minidocumentaried adj. Still drunk, and providing a concise running account of coats, departures, and the last available taxi. Artishia went minidocumentaried, narrating the queue as though filming a public-service broadcast. minidomained adj. Too drunk to leave the narrow territory of the pub without diplomatic assistance. minidomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to shelter beneath a small protective certainty that the next round will solve matters. Pecola was minidomed beneath the firm belief that one final drink would organise the journey home. minidramaed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the recovery of a coat into a short but complete theatrical work. Dynelle got minidramaed when the cloakroom produced the wrong coat and the audience gathered. minidressed (/ˈmɪn.iˌdɹɛsd/) adj. Drunk and dressed for an occasion whose hemline has been judged administratively excessive. minidrivered adj. Drunk to the point where every appliance requires a bespoke intermediary before receiving instructions. Wayd became minidrivered and attempted to install a driver for the kettle. minidroned adj. Drunk enough to hover irritably at low altitude, accomplishing little but obstructing the room. minidroughted adj. Drunk past the point of generating conversation, with only a minor and localised supply remaining. Asima was minidroughted, producing one dry observation per quarter-hour. minidumped adj. Drunk beyond the retention capacity of a modest memory allocation, with only the present confusion recoverable. Ambrocio was minidumped and could report only the last few minutes of the evening. minied (/ˈmɪn.id/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed or behaving as though social restraint ended at mid-thigh. Romella became minied and assessed the pub mirror as a hostile fashion authority. minielectroded adj. Drunk in a way that establishes a small but discernible current between the person and nearby furniture. Isambard grew minielectroded and attracted every loose conversation in the bar. minielectrophoresised adj. Drunk, with the result that small charged matters separate visibly across the table. Eddrick became minielectrophoresised and sorted the crisps by an implausible principle. miniempired adj. Drunk to a degree that permits dominion over a small territory, preferably marked by one chair. Kevianna became miniempired and appointed herself sovereign of the smoking shelter.