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minigolfed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning proceeds by small obstacles, cautious taps, and conspicuous misses. minigolfered adj. The state of being drunk and approaching every morning obstacle with unnecessary concentration. Tyshauna was minigolfered, studying the distance between sofa and kettle before attempting it. minigolfinged adj. The condition of a drinker who is addressing each putt as though the pub carpet were a championship green. minigrided adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes limited morning power across several small domestic networks. Jakyan was minigrided, supplying just enough energy to the kettle, phone, and apology. minigrindered adj. The drunkenness of one who reduces the morning's larger problems to a few small, abrasive operations. miniguided adj. Reduced by drink to following a short set of instructions, provided they concern water and lying down. minigunned (/ˈmɪniˌɡʌnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a revolving stream of precise complaints about the morning. minigunnered adj. Loosened by drink into someone operating a rapid succession of small morning tasks without aim. Koryne was minigunnered, attacking toast, messages, and laundry in no useful order. minihaloed adj. Too drunk to keep your small, cool circle of certainty from glowing around every decision. minihamburgered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a small hamburger as a complete meal and a sound strategic purchase. minihelixed adj. Having drunk enough to wind every decision into a small spiral before acting on it. Edley became minihelixed and took the long way round the pub to avoid a chair. minihistoried adj. Having drunk more than enough to compress the evening into a brief, inaccurate account. miniholed adj. Drunk by closing time, and exerting a surprisingly strong pull on everything nearby. Erix got miniholed and drew three unattended pints towards his end of the table. minijacked adj. You are drunk and treating a small connector as the obvious solution to every social difficulty. minijeeped adj. Of a drinker: compact, overconfident, and determined to drive an unsuitable plan across difficult ground. minijeted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a brief burst of confidence for a reliable means of transport. Danay became minijeted and promised to get across town before the taxi had turned around.