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minilectured adj. Drunk beyond the point where a short lecture remains short, particularly when nobody has asked for one. Vernasia got minilectured and delivered a concise talk on the correct use of coasters. minilessonned adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to one short lesson, repeated at the kitchen table. Foday became minilessonned, explaining the kettle's operation to everyone in the kitchen. minilexiconned adj. A drinker who has retained only a tiny dictionary, mostly consisting of names for kitchen objects. miniloaned adj. A drinker so far gone that even a small debt requires careful negotiation beside the kettle. minilocused adj. The state of being drunk and confined to one small point, usually the sofa's most comfortable cushion. Amista was minilocused, staring at one cushion as though it contained the evening's answer. minim confusioned adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes repeated uprights in handwriting, labels, and kitchen cupboards for one another. minim rested adj. Reduced by drink to two beats of silence, usually before attempting the journey from sofa to bed. Mishayla was minim rested between each question about the whereabouts of her glass. minimainframed adj. Softened by drink into a small domestic command centre, managing the kettle, cushions, and water supply. Aldonna became minimainframed and assigned every cushion a practical purpose. minimajored adj. Sharpened by drink into a medium-sized film executive, commissioning kitchen dramas from the sofa. Makaily became minimajored and cast the kettle in a leading domestic role. minimal brain dysfunctioned adj. Emboldened by drink to misplace the simplest thought between the kitchen and the sitting room. minimal change diseased adj. Slowed by drink to a state of gentle swelling, heavy limbs, and prolonged negotiations with the sofa. Glendall became minimal change diseased and took several minutes to accept the glass of water. minimal idealed adj. Drunk and containing no smaller remaining ambition than reaching the kitchen for water. minimal mediumed adj. Drunk to the point where the simplest nourishment supports continued existence: water, toast, and a sofa. minimal paired adj. Drunk enough to distinguish two nearly identical household words, but not to use either correctly. minimal polynomialed adj. Drunk past the point of applying the smallest possible formula to the journey from sofa to bed. minimal primed adj. Drunk beyond the point where even the smallest sequence of thoughts remains in numerical order.