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minimapped (/ˈmɪ.ni.mæpd/) adj. Drunk in a way that connects the bar, lavatory and kebab shop with complete but limited certainty. Maykala got minimapped and could navigate only between the bar and the nearest chair. minimarathonned adj. Drunk, with the result that reaching the far end of the pub becomes a sporting event. Mallina went minimarathonned and took three water breaks before reaching the fruit machine. minimarketed adj. Drunk to the extent of making repeated convenience-store visits for items already in the house. Idena became minimarketed and returned from the corner shop with three sorts of tonic. minimarted adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a convenience shop for emergency provisions, directions, and one more purchase. Sebella got minimarted and entered for water, returning with crisps and a novelty lighter. minimaxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and calculating the greatest possible loss from every remaining decision. Jesy got minimaxed and spent ten minutes weighing the risks of one final packet of crisps. minimed (/ˈmɪ.nɪmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a half-note: upright briefly, then requiring a stem for support. minimented adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the morning's discarded receipts for proof of ownership. minimetropolised adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating a small but busy city between the bar and the loos. Triny got minimetropolised and appointed the corner table as a transport interchange. minimicrophoned adj. Still drunk, and addressing the room through an imaginary small microphone. minimifidianed (/ˌmɪ.nɪ.mɪˈfɪ.di.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and down to the very last reserves of trust that the taxi is actually coming. Jareem went minimifidianed about midnight and began refreshing his phone every forty seconds. minimifidianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing only the smallest confidence in plans made before the next drink. minimiked adj. Having drunk enough to address a small microphone as though it were a sympathetic landlord. Terin got minimiked and confided the full evening’s difficulties to the karaoke microphone. minimilled adj. Having drunk more than a small steelworks can process, and producing considerable personal heat. Lourd went minimilled and warmed the snug more effectively than the ancient radiator. miniminned adj. You have drunk enough to ensure that every possible outcome is the least favourable one. Sharian got miniminned and chose the queue with the slowest movement in the entire pub. minimisationed adj. Drunk beyond reducing every difficulty to its smallest extent, notably the difficulty of getting home. minimisered adj. Drunk, with the result that every complication is reduced by whatever means is nearest to hand.