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minimismed adj. Drunk to the point where every matter has been divided into smaller portions, including the final crisp. minimisted adj. Drunk enough to defend the existence of indivisible quantities, then lose one beneath the table. Iha got minimisted and delivered a solemn lecture on the smallest possible olive. minimituded adj. Drunk past the point of making everything smaller, including the dignity of the undertaking. Keonne became minimituded and reduced a grand toast to a sip from someone else's glass. minimizationed (/ˈmɪn.ɪ.maɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that lowers each question to its smallest possible answer, usually “no”. Isabell got minimizationed and reduced the restaurant debate to whether pudding remained possible. minimizered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest available solution appear administratively complete. Jahmall got minimizered and treated a single remaining peanut as supper. minimoded adj. Drunk on the strength of possessing just enough authority to relocate one glass. minimoduled adj. Drunk since last orders, and functioning as a small, detachable unit of misplaced confidence. Shalesa was minimoduled and operated independently of the party, somewhere near the coat rack. minimometered adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring each remaining mouthful with the solemnity of laboratory work. Jinay became minimometered and calibrated the final shot against the width of a thumbnail. minimonied (/ˈmɪn.i.mə.nid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a tiny wedding between the kebab and its paper wrapper. minimooned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a brief post-wedding holiday from a trip to the kebab shop. Buraq became minimooned and called the late bus an intimate escape for two. minimotifed adj. Sufficiently drunk to repeat one short conversational pattern until the peptide motif acquires a name. minimotoed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every short journey the urgency and handling of a tiny motorbike. minimovied adj. Having drunk enough to turn a short account of the evening into a feature-length production. Sarn became minimovied and gave the taxi driver a concise film about his childhood. minimuffinned adj. Having drunk more than a small cake can reasonably support, and treating the wrapper as evidence. minimum connecting timed adj. You are drunk and allowing precisely enough time between the pub and bed to miss both. minimum contactsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining only the contact with reality required to request another. Blanca was minimum contactsed, present enough to order but not enough to choose a drink.