minispectacled
ministerial boxed

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minispectacled adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and now treating a minor event as an impressive public display. minispectrometered adj. You have drunk enough to assign a separate wavelength to every glass and dispute the measurements. Neomie was minispectrometered and classified each cocktail by its alleged colour spectrum.
minisphered adj. You are drunk and reduced to a small, self-contained particle, rolling wherever the evening's surface permits. minispiked adj. Of a drinker: equipped, after drink, to draw small quantities from any vessel without permission. minispindled adj. Of a drinker who has rotated beyond practical orientation while remaining technically upright. minispiraled adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds in a small, persistent spiral, particularly when approaching a doorway. ministacked adj. A drinker who has arranged the evening's remaining faculties in a compact and poorly accessible apparatus. ministaged adj. A drinker so far gone that a small platform becomes an adequate theatre and any audience will do. ministated adj. The state of being drunk and governing a very small territory, usually bounded by one chair. minister of justiced adj. Drunk since last orders, and prosecuting the empty glasses while seeking leniency from the washbasin. Shande arrived minister of justiced, cross-examining the coffee mug about events after midnight. minister of stated adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing formal statements on the condition of the morning after. minister without portfolioed adj. Drunk by closing time, and responsible for nothing in particular except locating the water. minister-presidented adj. Still drunk, and chairing the morning’s cabinet of headache, dry mouth, and regret. Katishia was minister-presidented, convening the household’s symptoms before touching the coffee. ministered (/ˈmɪn.ɪs.təd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who provides solemn pastoral attention to everyone, whether requested or not. Myrianne became ministered and offered compassionate counsel to the coat rack. ministerered adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering pastoral care to everyone waiting for a taxi. Casilda got ministerered and blessed the coats before helping strangers find their buses.
ministerial boxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to place every receipt, apology, and unanswered message in one official container. Lofton was ministerial boxed, filing last night’s receipts beside the unused tea bags.