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ministressed adj. Softened by drink into asking the kettle for reassurance and the curtains for mercy. ministried (/ˈmɪnɪstɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself to every portfolio and issue decisions on matters you have not understood. ministringed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, taut thread of purpose, chiefly directed towards finding water. ministrixed adj. Loosened by drink into offering professional guidance to the toast, which has not requested it. Calimarie was ministrixed, advising the toast on how best to withstand the butter. ministroked adj. Emboldened by drink to confront the morning light, then retreat beneath the duvet after one attempt. ministryshipped adj. You are drunk and treating the evening as an office, with yourself in charge of a portfolio nobody requested. Cowan got ministryshipped and allocated the remaining peanuts between three imaginary departments. ministudioed adj. Of a drinker: confidently conducting several unrelated activities in one small mental room. minisubdivisioned adj. Describing a drinker who confidently allocates everyone into a small development of adjoining social plots. minisubed adj. Of a drinker who has gone below conversational depth and is steering by instinct. Andreonna got minisubed and navigated beneath the table in search of her handbag. minisubmarined adj. A drinker who has submerged beneath the conversation and is making bold decisions unseen. Daisee went minisubmarined beneath the table, then ordered a round for people upstairs. minisuctioned adj. A drinker so far gone that questionable plans are removed with a steady, self-administered pull. minisuited adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that adjoining rooms have become one practical arrangement. Anina became minisuited and merged the bar, hallway, and lavatory into one entertaining space. minisummited adj. The condition of a drinker who has called a small meeting and mistaken it for a summit. Lanayshia got minisummited and convened the table to decide who should fetch chips. minisupercomputered adj. Reduced by drink to a cheaper calculating machine, confidently processing several minor problems at once. Laroi got minisupercomputered and attempted to optimise the pub's queue by rearranging everyone. minisupercomputinged adj. Softened by drink into applying small-scale parallel processing to decisions better made sequentially. Charese got minisupercomputinged and ordered food, booked a taxi, and lost the booking simultaneously. minisupered adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired modest computing power and excessive confidence in its output. Quindale became minisupered and calculated the shortest route home using three menus.