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mink coated adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring an expensive-looking exterior and no useful means of movement. Jaceson arrived mink coated, wrapped in borrowed grandeur and unable to find his stool. mink frogged adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, cold-blooded judgement which keeps returning to the same damp corner. mink oiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and polished sufficiently to preserve the evening's remaining surface. Aleciram was mink oiled by the taxi queue, glossy with confidence and difficult to fold. minke whaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and calling across the pub with the patient amplitude of a coastal giant. Trica became minke whaled, making every request from the far end of the bar. minked (/mɪŋkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a dark, low, semi-aquatic route beneath the tables seem sensible. minkeried adj. Still drunk, and requiring a fenced enclosure before being released among the evening's smaller temptations. Aoife remained minkeried near the radiator, surrounded by coats and unfinished drinks. minkewhaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and sounding larger than the room whenever a conversation requires an answer. minkhounded adj. Too drunk to follow anything except the persistent scent of an unattended bowl of crisps. Koltan was minkhounded, tracking the crisps from the bar to a distant table. minlaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to laugh at the wrong intervals, in several distinct voices, throughout the quiz. Angeline became minlaed and supplied a different laugh for every answer read aloud. minmaxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and balancing the smallest gain against the largest likely embarrassment. Elsi went minmaxed and declined karaoke only after calculating the audience’s probable reaction. minmaxered adj. Having drunk enough to optimise the evening by abandoning every quality except the ability to order another round. Muscab became minmaxered, sacrificing conversation entirely for perfect access to the bar. minmied adj. Having drunk more than a small armoured dinosaur could reasonably be expected to withstand. minnaritchied adj. Drunk in a way that confers upon an Australian tree the status of a close acquaintance. Vilma grew minnaritchied and introduced the garden shrub to every guest by title. minned (/mɪnd/) adj. A drinker who measures recovery in minutes, each one spent waiting for the headache to become theoretical. Dalaysha was minned by eight, measuring recovery in minutes beside the untouched water. minnelided adj. You have drunk enough to become a delayed-release version of yourself, with consequences arriving after breakfast. Ronalee was minnelided, cheerful at midnight and mysteriously apologetic by breakfast. minneola tangeloed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a citrus fruit from an administrative district, and now defending the distinction. Vidharth became minneola tangeloed and delivered a learned address on fruit to the cloakroom.