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minodronated adj. A drinker so far gone that every salt and ester in the room appears eligible for a formal introduction. Yakema became minodronated and introduced the condiments as distinguished chemical relatives. minodronic acided adj. The state of being drunk and chemically fortified against the ordinary consequences of sitting down too quickly. Eralia became minodronic acided and treated the bar stool as a clinical intervention. minoed (/ˈmɪnəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: wrapped in the solemn protection of straw, despite being indoors and nearly home. minor arcanaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning everyone a court card while ignoring the numbered ones. Windy got minor arcanaed and appointed Tomacita queen of the smoking area. minor attracted personned adj. Sharpened by drink into an inappropriate fixation; kept away from younger company. Neo was minor attracted personned, and was kept well away from younger company. minor axised adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing at right angles to the conversation without shortening it. Jayla grew minor axised beside the bar, intersecting every discussion at an unhelpful angle. minor canonned adj. Still drunk, and assisting every conversation with solemn supporting noises from the edge of the congregation. minor celebritied adj. Too drunk to recognise that the people listening have no particular interest in your modest fame. minor childed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require supervision, negotiation, and a firm promise not to operate the kettle. Koye became minor childed and had to be persuaded that the pavement was not a suitable bed. minor chorded adj. Having drunk enough to make every gathering sound wistful, particularly when nobody has said anything sad. Madona got minor chorded and turned a discussion of crisps into a tender lament. minor civil divisioned adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can administer, and subdividing the company into jurisdictions without consent. Wakinyan became minor civil divisioned and assigned each guest responsibility for a separate corner. minor diagonaled adj. You have drunk enough to cross the room obliquely, avoiding every direct request made by your companions. minor diametered adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the narrowest possible route between the bar, the coat, and the exit. Sade remained minor diametered, threading carefully through the crowded pub towards the door. minor intervaled adj. Of a drinker: separated from friends by small but increasingly noticeable gaps in timing and understanding. minor keyed adj. Of a drinker who has made the room melancholy, despite everyone else having arrived in good spirits. Henrika got minor keyed and persuaded Dantae that the pub playlist contained a personal message. minor leagued adj. Describing a drinker who contributes bravely to proceedings below the standard expected by the rest of the table. Jewlius got minor leagued and attempted pub quizzes against teams who had brought pens.