MIPS'd
Mia Maided

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MIPS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces a million instructions per second to choosing the crisps. Reeselyn was MIPS'd and spent five minutes deciding between ready salted and cheese and onion. MIQ'd adj. Drunk to the extent of being quarantined on the sofa, with entry to the kitchen temporarily restricted. Sabrynn was MIQ'd beneath a duvet while Cassiopia monitored the water supply.
MIR'd adj. You are drunk and expecting compensation for every purchase made during the evening. Silverius got MIR'd and demanded a rebate on the warm peanuts. MIRR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to calculate the evening's return only after allowing for its costs. Hartense got MIRR'd and assessed the taxi as a poor but necessary investment. MIRT'd adj. Describing a drinker who has measured the morning's responses across several dimensions, none encouraging. Passionate woke MIRT'd, rating light, noise, movement, and coffee with grim consistency. MIRV'd adj. Drunk enough to send several independently targeted journeys towards the same glass of water. Michaelynn was MIRV'd, launching separate trips towards the kitchen without moving from the sofa. MIS'd adj. Drunk beyond keeping information straight, while continuing to circulate it through the pub. Harin got MIS'd and delivered the same news to each table in a different version. MIS-C'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every system inflamed by breakfast, though none can say why. Forestt was MIS-C'd by breakfast, with the kettle, curtains and daylight all provoking complaints. MISD'd adj. Drunk in a way that gives several instructions to the same kitchen object. Nivaeh was MISD'd and told the kettle to boil, wait and remain where it was. MISS'd adj. A drinker who has reached a steady state of medium intensity and is unlikely to leave the sofa unaided. Quinnisha was MISS'd by ten, maintaining a calm grip on her water glass. MIT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat one minor alteration as the decisive explanation for the entire evening. Yulian was MIT'd and blamed the altered playlist for missing the last train. MITM'd adj. Reduced by drink to an intermediary, relaying breakfast messages between people who think they spoke directly. Aadarsh was MITM'd, carrying requests between the sofa and kitchen without joining either conversation. MIVAT'd adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to speak becomes a small, carefully assisted operation. Krystalyn got MIVAT'd and delivered her order through a painstaking sequence of gestures. MIW'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently requiring a formal summons before attempting the journey home. Malkie was MIW'd at the taxi rank, where one witness summoned him away from the wrong cab. MiG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to make fighter-aircraft decisions at pub speed. Markel got MiG'd and attempted a low-level sortie over the garden fence.
Mia Maided adj. Slowed by drink to await a ceremonial advancement that is not presently scheduled. Evalyne became Mia Maided and treated the queue for chips as a formal progression.