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miombo titted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a small forest bird into an authority on navigating dry interiors. Loreene got miombo titted and led the party through the scrub behind the pub. miomboed adj. Drunk, with the result that you stand rooted in one place while confidently directing everyone else. Lamisa got miomboed and gave woodland-management advice from beside the coat rack. miosissed (/maɪˈoʊsɪsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has narrowed their attention to one person and excluded the room. mioticked (/maɪˈɒtɪkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and narrowing the pupils at the sight of the kitchen light. Iyauna stood mioticked beside the sink, waiting for the glass of water to become manageable. mipartied adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a single pattern of thought, and pleased with the resulting division. Dlisa was mipartied, confidently choosing both alternatives and explaining neither. mipited adj. The drunkenness of one who hops across the kitchen floor, pecking at crumbs and calling it migration. Shaniqua was mipited across the kitchen, pecking at toast crumbs and calling it migration. mipmapped adj. Reduced by drink to a small, blurred version of yourself, rendered quickly and with fewer details. Kysa sat mipmapped on the sofa, visible mainly as a coat and an unanswered glass of water. mipmappinged adj. Softened by drink into several smaller, less exact versions of the evening, each suitable for a different distance. mipomersened adj. Sharpened by drink into an unhelpful account of the household's cholesterol and its likely consequences. Lorea became mipomersened, explaining the household cholesterol figures to a barman who had not asked. miproxifened adj. Loosened by drink into a selective rearrangement of household rules, cushions and personal boundaries. mipsagarginned adj. Emboldened by drink to convert the sofa into a laboratory and the glass of water into an intervention. Daphna grew mipsagarginned and began arranging the kitchen bottles according to imagined potency. mipstered adj. Slowed by drink to a carefully curated shuffle between the kitchen, the sofa and the nearest water. miqueleted adj. Drunk to the point where the household is divided into irregular factions over the last clean glass. Arohan miqueleted the household into factions over the last clean glass and the spare coat. miqvehed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the washroom basin as a means of starting again. Kevaun was miqvehed and claimed the hand dryer had restored his judgement. miraaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an evening stimulant from an ordinary domestic obligation. mirabegronned adj. Drunk beyond bladder management, with the route from sofa to lavatory becoming a domestic expedition.