mirabelle plummed
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mirabelle plummed adj. Drunk, with the result that a simple piece of fruit acquires the status of supper, dessert and future brandy. Kahryn became mirabelle plummed and served the fruit on the best plate available. mirabelle pruned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes removing a small stone from fruit seem an evening's principal task.
mirabelled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen unexpectedly fragrant, sticky and full of small yellow intentions. mirabilaried adj. Drunk to the extent of narrating wonders from the kitchen, chiefly concerning the kettle and a missing spoon. Grayland grew mirabilaried on the sofa and described the water glass as a domestic marvel. mirabiliaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating ordinary crockery as a collection of marvels. Amr grew mirabiliaed and delivered a learned account of the ashtray's considerable wonders. mirabilised adj. Drunk on the strength of a four-o'clock certainty that the houseplants are listening attentively. Huner became mirabilised beside the sofa and delivered a speech to the nearest plant. mirabilited adj. Drunk since last orders, and hydrated only in theory, with the sofa serving as an evaporative basin. mirabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and discovering marvellousness in the arrangement of mugs beside the sink. mirabilysinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every household surface as something requiring discreet enzymatic attention. Mauriceo was mirabilysinned, wiping the kitchen worktop while forgetting why he had entered. mirabolanned adj. You are drunk and treating every plum-like object as medicine, dye, or both. Gelacio was mirabolanned and prescribed a pickled plum for the journey home. mirached adj. Still drunk, and holding the abdominal wall as though the kitchen had developed a structural fault. miracidiumed (/ˌmaɪɹəˈsɪdɪəmd/) adj. Too drunk to remain settled, moving by tiny ciliated impulses from sofa to water and back again. miracked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard finding the glass of water on the bedside table as a miracle. miracle berried adj. Slowed by drink to insist that sour remarks from the regulars are secretly sweet. Rosmary was miracle berried, smiling warmly at an insult about her singing. miracle drugged adj. Drunk and convinced that one more pint will cure whatever the last six have caused. Isla-blu went miracle drugged and prescribed herself bitter for the headache.
miracle fruited adj. Drunk to the point where every sharp word from the bar tastes unexpectedly kind. Tippany was miracle fruited and found the landlord’s refusal almost affectionate.