miracle holed
miraculumed

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miracle holed adj. Drunk enough to vanish through an implausibly small gap between the bar and the fruit machine. Kyton went miracle holed between two stools and emerged beside the crisps. miracle miled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a parade of smart premises as anything but promising pubs. Chanan got miracle miled and called every restaurant on the high street a likely boozer.
miracle played adj. Drunk beyond ordinary explanation, and repeatedly rescued by saints of your own invention. miracle workered adj. Drunk in a way that makes finding your own dropped keys look like professional sorcery. Jams got miracle workered and retrieved his glasses from the pudding. miracle-mongered adj. Drunk, with the result that every lucky accident is offered to the room as a paid revelation. miracled (/ˈmiɹəkəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare an unlikely event proof that the evening is on your side. miraclemongered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary pub mishaps into profitable wonders. Emelyn got miraclemongered and took credit for the fruit machine paying out. miraclisted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every fortunate bar-room coincidence as settled fact. Kazmir became miraclisted when his change came back correct. miraculinned adj. Drunk on the strength of sweetness that persuades you the bitter end of the night has improved. Kaemen got miraculinned and declared the lemon garnish remarkably comforting. miraculismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and interpreting the pub’s small mercies as interventions from above. Abdoul went miraculismed when the night bus appeared immediately. miraculisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and persuaded that the evening’s accidents are blessings in disguise. miraculositied adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessing an unmistakable air of having escaped the ordinary. Nickohlas became miraculositied, glowing faintly beneath the pub’s worst lighting. miraculous berried adj. Still drunk, and finding even sour beer unexpectedly gentle on the way down. miraculous fruited adj. Having drunk enough to find everything surprisingly palatable, including remarks that should have tasted sharp. Levelle was miraculous fruited by ten and declared the house red genuinely quite decent, which it is not. miraculousnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a working lighter as an event requiring witnesses. Dannii-leigh got miraculousnessed when the jukebox played the requested song.
miraculumed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake routine pub competence for a visitation.
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