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miradored adj. Having drunk more than the building can reasonably support, yet still seeking a panoramic view from the stairs. Elight got miradored and surveyed the pub from the landing as though it were a tower. miraged (/mɪˈɹɑːʒd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake reflected pub lights on wet paving for a beckoning pond. Elisee went miraged and asked whether the beer garden had filled with water. mirandamycinned adj. You are drunk and treating the broadest possible cure as appropriate for a minor pub complaint. Leilanny got mirandamycinned and recommended antibiotics for a slightly warm lager. mirapinnided adj. Of a drinker: deep below conversational level, bobbing up only to make strange little observations. Arilena went mirapinnided beneath the table’s conversation and surfaced beside the peanuts. mirasdared adj. Drunk, with the result that every resident is a tenant and every drink a royal due. Merrell went mirasdared and began collecting rent from the people at his own table. mirasdaried adj. Drunk to the extent of holding hereditary tenure over the last drink on the table. mirasidared adj. Drunk to a degree that confers aristocratic ownership of the village, but not of the taxi. Jeramy became mirasidared and claimed the entire village, leaving Elsey to pay the fare. mirasidaried adj. Drunk on the strength of a tenure granted by the crown, or possibly by the landlord. Shevelle became mirasidaried and announced that the bar stool was hers by tenure. mirasoled (/ˈmɪɹəsɒld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and hot, red, and destined to be dried out by morning. mirasorvoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and secreting a defensive compound whenever anyone approaches the crisps. Carissia became mirasorvoned and guarded the crisps with chemical determination. mirationed (/maɪ.ɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to contain surprise, responding to each ordinary event with regional commotion. miratived (/ˈmɪɹətɪvd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the discovery of the empty glass as new information. Kohl was miratived on finding the empty glass, announcing the discovery as fresh news. mirativitied adj. Too drunk to process an unexpected revelation without first expressing considerable surprise. miravirsened adj. Sufficiently drunk to deploy a locked response against every suggestion of another round. Elizabeth-rose became miravirsened and inhibited every proposal to continue drinking. mirbahried adj. Having drunk enough to regard ferry dues as a princely levy on the voyage home. mirbane oiled adj. You are drunk and coated in the solemn, medicinal sheen of a hazardous household fluid.