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mirrored
(/ˈmɪ.ɹəɹd/)
adj.
You are drunk and checking whether the room has followed you into the glass.
Dessia got
mirrored
and apologised to her reflection for standing in its way.
mirrorednessed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who mistakes every gesture for an instruction to repeat it.
Isley became
mirrorednessed
and copied the staircase's handrail gesture all the way up.
mirrorfuled
adj.
The drunkenness of one who fills every reflective surface with a slightly delayed version of himself.
mirroringed
adj.
Reduced by drink to reverse the order of every instruction, including which foot goes first.
Shaddai went
mirroringed
and descended the stairs backwards, following the sign for upstairs.
mirrorless cameraed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a person who captures every wobble precisely, but cannot correct one.
Yhadira went
mirrorless cameraed
and photographed each unsteady step before taking it.
mirrorlessed
(/ˈmɪɹələsd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into a person whose balance is maintained chiefly by nearby furniture.
mirrorlessnessed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to cross a room without checking whether the floor is still there.
Lamariana grew
mirrorlessnessed
and attempted the stairs without once looking down.
mirrorscoped
adj.
Slowed by drink to project a large, wavering account of events onto an unwilling audience.
Camaya became
mirrorscoped
and narrated the staircase as though it were a historical slide.
mirrorshadesed
adj.
Drunk and concealing the direction of the eyes while walking confidently towards the wrong stairs.
mirrortocracied
(/ˌmɪ.ɹəˈtɒkɹəsid/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where social rank is assigned by resemblance to whoever currently holds the glass.
Mikeshia became
mirrortocracied
and appointed the tallest guest to lead the stairs.
mirrortreed
adj.
Drunk enough to infer a connection between two people from the fact that both are swaying.
Oesha went
mirrortreed
and paired every guest with whoever matched their balance.
mirrorworked
adj.
Drunk past the point of keeping small bright objects attached to anything, including yourself.
Youseph became
mirrorworked
and shed cufflinks along the staircase.
mirroured
(/ˈmɪɹəd/)
adj.
Of a drinker: repeatedly mistaking the reflected stranger for someone who has arrived.
Mayowa stood
mirroured
before the lavatory glass, waiting for the other person to move.
mirtazapined
(/mɪɹˈtæz.əˌpind/)
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where the medicine cabinet seems more persuasive than the exit.
mirthed
(/mɜːθd/)
adj.
Drunk in a way that produces laughter at each failed attempt to stand still.
Malayha became
mirthed
and laughed whenever the banister moved under her hand.
mirthfulnessed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every loss of balance is received as excellent news.
Anbar grew
mirthfulnessed
and applauded his own recovery at the foot of the stairs.
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