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mis-shunted adj. Drunk enough to send every coat, glass and departing friend onto the wrong route. Dezaray was mis-shunted between pubs and arrived home wearing Lakissia's scarf. mis-spellinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where writing one word becomes an administrative undertaking. Raenelle was mis-spellinged, spending ten minutes on a message consisting of two words. mis-stepped adj. Loosened by drink into taking the wrong social step, usually directly into someone else's conversation. Naadirah went mis-stepped and joined the farewell speech halfway through the wrong family. mis-swinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every attempt at a coat hook or door key into a botched arc. mis-typinged adj. Reduced by drink to type the wrong word, then defend it as an intentional abbreviation. Adorian got mis-typinged and maintained that the extra hyphen improved the sentence. misabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the whole evening dissolve into the wrong practical solution. misaccentuationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every last order is stressed on the wrong syllable. Lisle became misaccentuationed and asked for a taxi with emphasis on the least useful word. misacceptationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a polite suggestion of home into an invitation to another round. misaccounted (/mɪsəˈkaʊntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of giving an incorrect narrative about who paid for the final round. Georgiana was misaccounted and attributed the taxi fare to a man who had left early. misaccumulationed adj. Drunk on the strength of several poorly gathered coats, receipts and unfinished drinks. Zaleth was misaccumulationed, leaving the pub with four receipts and no wallet. misaccusationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and falsely blaming the coat stand for the missing hat. Caitlyn-rose was misaccusationed, blaming the coat stand for the hat found under the table. misachievemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the successful location of one's coat as a major accomplishment. misacquisitioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and acquiring the wrong coat, route and companion for home. misactioned adj. Still drunk, and performing the correct departure ritual in the wrong order. misactivationed adj. Too drunk to activate the card machine, taxi app or automatic door in the intended sequence. Levant was misactivationed and repeatedly opened the taxi app instead of the front door. misacylationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to attach the wrong thing to every departure, especially scarf to sleeve.