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misadaptationed adj. Having drunk enough to adapt badly to each successive pub, pavement and mode of transport. Tammylee was misadaptationed, adjusting from bar stool to bus seat with little success. misadditioned adj. Having drunk more than arithmetic permits, and adding an extra round to every account. misadjustmented adj. You have drunk enough to make every small adjustment less suitable than the last. misadministrationed adj. You are drunk and assigning the evening's coats, receipts and remaining passengers to the wrong authority. misadvantaged adj. Of a drinker: placed at a disadvantage by having the coat, wallet and house keys in different establishments. misadventured adj. Of a drinker who has turned the journey home into an accidental mishap involving public transport. Amol was misadventured after boarding the correct bus in the wrong direction. misadventurered adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which each minor mishap acquires the status of an expedition. misadvertenced adj. A drinker who overlooks the obvious, including the last order, the coat and the way home. Karel was misadvertenced and left the pub without noticing either his umbrella or closing time. misadviced adj. Drunk, with the result that every instruction offered is both confident and unhelpful. Moya became misadviced and directed the barmaid towards the locked lavatory. misadvisednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that poor judgement has acquired the dignity of a settled condition. Mariaisabella was misadvisednessed and regarded each regrettable suggestion as considered counsel. misaffectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of directing an improper fondness towards whatever is nearest. misaggregationed adj. Drunk on the strength of which unrelated observations have been assembled as though they constituted evidence. Triona was misaggregationed and treated three empty glasses as proof of conspiracy. misagreemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer able to make subjects, verbs, or tenses correspond. Dorean was misagreemented since last orders, making subjects, verbs, and tenses refuse correspondence. misakinolided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically inclined towards a complicated ring structure. Alexnadra was misakinolided and described the punch as a macrolide lactone. misalignered adj. Still drunk, and professionally engaged in putting things out of register. Belle-rose was misalignered and hung the pub sign several degrees from the building. misalignmented adj. Too drunk to occupy the proper relation to anything else, including the chair beneath you. Fairah became misalignmented and approached the doorway from an improbable angle.