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misanswered (/mɪsˈænsə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into producing a wrong answer with unnecessary precision. Aliyaha was misanswered and supplied the barmaid's date of birth without being asked. misanthroped (/ˈmɪs.ənˌθɹəʊpd/) adj. Still drunk, and regarding every person encountered at breakfast as a regrettable representative of humanity. Down woke misanthroped and regarded the breakfast queue as evidence against the species. misanthropiaed adj. Having drunk enough to hate the human race, particularly whoever suggested the early appointment. Striker woke misanthropiaed and blamed civilisation for the brightness of the bathroom. misanthropied adj. Having drunk more than breakfast can repair, and now holding a settled dislike of humanity. misanthropismed adj. Too drunk to grant the morning any human merit, including the person bringing water. misanthropisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the breakfast queue as evidence against all humankind. Mailea turned misanthropisted when the queue divided incorrectly for coffee. misappearanced adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the morning's reflected stranger for your proper appearance. Jateria arrived misappearanced, asking the mirror who had authorised the face it showed. misappellationed adj. You are drunk and calling everyone by the wrong name, including the person who corrects you. misapplianced adj. Of a drinker: applying the morning's remedies to the wrong problem, with misplaced confidence. misapplicationed adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every available remedy to the wrong complaint. Aneesh was misapplicationed, treating the alarm clock as though it had caused the headache. misappliered adj. Describing a drinker who directs each useful object towards an entirely unsuitable purpose. Elea became misappliered, using the hotel key to stir coffee and the spoon to unlock the door. misappointmented adj. A drinker who has entrusted each morning task to the least suitable person, usually himself. misappraisaled adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's simplest objects receive wildly inaccurate valuations. Ahmier was misappraisaled, estimating the empty mug as worth considerably more than his wallet. misappraisemented adj. The state of being drunk and assigning the wrong worth, size or importance to everything before you. Jehu woke misappraisemented and considered a cold chip a substantial breakfast. misappreciationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has failed to understand the morning's kindness or its practical instructions. Mamun was misappreciationed, taking the offer of water as a complicated personal challenge. misapprehensioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has misunderstood the day, the room and the purpose of the appointment. Zeshawn arrived misapprehensioned, believing the dentist's waiting room was a railway platform.