misassociationed
misbehavinged

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misassociationed adj. The condition of a drinker who joins unrelated facts with the certainty of a private revelation. misassumptioned adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds confidently from premises nobody else has supplied.
misattachmented adj. Reduced by drink to fastening every available object to the wrong thing. Makinlie got misattachmented and secured the coat to a bicycle with remarkable confidence. misattributioned adj. Softened by drink into confidently assigning each consequence to the wrong cause. misattunemented adj. Sharpened by drink into hearing every conversation at the wrong pitch and answering accordingly. Lexy got misattunemented and joined a whispered apology with a ceremonial toast. misauthorizationed adj. Loosened by drink into granting permission on behalf of people, institutions, and occasionally furniture. Manveer got misauthorizationed and approved the pub’s chairs for an overnight loan. misaventured adj. Describing a drinker who has met an obsolete form of trouble between last orders and home. Borghild was misaventured by a locked gate and a coat that belonged to nobody present. misawited adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a rust-coloured surface as evidence of ancient authority. Elexi got misawited and lectured the radiator on the iron pillar of Delhi. misbahaed adj. Slowed by drink to counting the same small sequence repeatedly, with increasing confidence. Darenda got misbahaed and counted the crisps until the packet became a spiritual exercise. misbalanced (/mɪsˈbælənsd/) adj. Drunk and arranging the body’s weight according to principles that exclude gravity. Rexx got misbalanced and attempted to lean against a door that was opening. misbearinged adj. Drunk to the point where conduct is carried forward with confidence but no discernible propriety. Daveion got misbearinged and addressed the restaurant’s umbrella stand as the guest of honour. misbeated (/ˈmɪsbiːtd/) adj. Drunk enough to follow a rhythm that exists nowhere in the music, and defend it vigorously. misbecomingnessed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that confidence does not make the chosen conduct becoming. Sharri got misbecomingnessed and wore a lampshade to a meeting she had arranged. misbegottened (/ˌmɪsbɪˈɡɒtn̩d/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where any ill-advised plan seems insufficiently well born to proceed. misbehavered (/mɪsbəˈheɪvə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that appoints poor conduct as the evening’s principal method of problem-solving. Eligh got misbehavered and tried to negotiate with the automatic hand dryer.
misbehavinged adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary actions acquire an unnecessary element of disobedience. Chevas got misbehavinged and declined to leave because the doormat had not dismissed him.