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misassociationed
misbehavinged
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misassociationed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who joins unrelated facts with the certainty of a private revelation.
misassumptioned
adj.
The drunkenness of one who proceeds confidently from premises nobody else has supplied.
misattachmented
adj.
Reduced by drink to fastening every available object to the wrong thing.
Makinlie got
misattachmented
and secured the coat to a bicycle with remarkable confidence.
misattributioned
adj.
Softened by drink into confidently assigning each consequence to the wrong cause.
misattunemented
adj.
Sharpened by drink into hearing every conversation at the wrong pitch and answering accordingly.
Lexy got
misattunemented
and joined a whispered apology with a ceremonial toast.
misauthorizationed
adj.
Loosened by drink into granting permission on behalf of people, institutions, and occasionally furniture.
Manveer got
misauthorizationed
and approved the pub’s chairs for an overnight loan.
misaventured
adj.
Describing a drinker who has met an obsolete form of trouble between last orders and home.
Borghild was
misaventured
by a locked gate and a coat that belonged to nobody present.
misawited
adj.
Emboldened by drink to treat a rust-coloured surface as evidence of ancient authority.
Elexi got
misawited
and lectured the radiator on the iron pillar of Delhi.
misbahaed
adj.
Slowed by drink to counting the same small sequence repeatedly, with increasing confidence.
Darenda got
misbahaed
and counted the crisps until the packet became a spiritual exercise.
misbalanced
(/mɪsˈbælənsd/)
adj.
Drunk and arranging the body’s weight according to principles that exclude gravity.
Rexx got
misbalanced
and attempted to lean against a door that was opening.
misbearinged
adj.
Drunk to the point where conduct is carried forward with confidence but no discernible propriety.
Daveion got
misbearinged
and addressed the restaurant’s umbrella stand as the guest of honour.
misbeated
(/ˈmɪsbiːtd/)
adj.
Drunk enough to follow a rhythm that exists nowhere in the music, and defend it vigorously.
misbecomingnessed
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising that confidence does not make the chosen conduct becoming.
Sharri got
misbecomingnessed
and wore a lampshade to a meeting she had arranged.
misbegottened
(/ˌmɪsbɪˈɡɒtn̩d/)
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where any ill-advised plan seems insufficiently well born to proceed.
misbehavered
(/mɪsbəˈheɪvə(ɹ)d/)
adj.
Drunk in a way that appoints poor conduct as the evening’s principal method of problem-solving.
Eligh got
misbehavered
and tried to negotiate with the automatic hand dryer.
misbehavinged
adj.
Drunk, with the result that ordinary actions acquire an unnecessary element of disobedience.
Chevas got
misbehavinged
and declined to leave because the doormat had not dismissed him.
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