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micro black holed adj. Describing a drinker who draws nearby conversation, loose change, and eventually the host into an unexplained absence. micro disketted adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a narrow, obsolete opinion and distribute it repeatedly to the room.
micro floppied adj. Having drunk more than a diskette can reasonably be expected to store, and still attempting to save the conversation. Iyanni got micro floppied and asked whether the pub could format his recollections. micro managered adj. Drunk and issuing minute instructions to everyone nearby, while contributing little to the work in question. Kathlene became micro managered and instructed the bar staff on the correct placement of every glass. micro orged adj. A drinker who has formed a miniature international body, complete with committees nobody agreed to join. Lenny-lee went micro orged and assigned Chayan responsibility for communications with the taxi driver. micro scaled adj. Softened by drink into treating every concern, including departure, as a very small matter. micro trenchinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is excavated narrowly, disturbing everyone around it. micro-amped adj. The state of being drunk and delivering only a tiny current, though enough to trouble the entire circuit. micro-annotationed adj. The condition of a drinker who adds minute, unsolicited notes to everyone else's account of the evening. micro-apartmented adj. A drinker so far gone that the available floor space has been reclassified as affordable accommodation. micro-architectured adj. Still drunk, and aware of every tiny internal arrangement except the route to the bathroom. Sarely was micro-architectured at breakfast, discussing the precise structure of the headache. micro-beared adj. Softened by drink into a small, sleepy creature requiring a blanket and gentle handling. Arish became micro-beared on the sofa and accepted the blanket without opening his eyes. micro-boredomed adj. A drinker who passes through moments of boredom too brief to last, each one cured by picking up, turning over, and putting down whatever is to hand. Nisa was micro-boredomed all evening, working steadily through the coasters, the remotes, and a novelty bottle opener. micro-breweried adj. Reduced by drink to a small, self-contained source of refreshment, serving one pub and resisting export. Smrithi became micro-breweried and would answer only to the staff of that pub. micro-celebritied adj. Drunk to the point where a small circle at the bar treats every coat retrieval as a public appearance. Guan got micro-celebritied near last orders, signing a receipt for someone else's taxi.
micro-cheated adj. Reduced by drink to making tiny betrayals that each seem harmless until the company compares notes. Khaira became micro-cheated, sending Ardenia affectionate messages while quietly avoiding the promised lift.