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misbehaviored (/ˌmɪsbəˈheɪvjəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes inappropriate conduct appear both reasonable and administratively urgent. Jennavive got misbehaviored and issued the kitchen bin with a written warning. misbehavioured (/ˌmɪsbəˈheɪvjəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving improperly while regarding each decision as a civic improvement. misbeliefed adj. Drunk on the strength of an erroneous belief, particularly one formed moments before action. Marqwan got misbeliefed and challenged the coat stand to identify itself. misbelievered (/mɪsbɪˈliːvəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every sensible suggestion as evidence of insufficient faith. misbelievinged (/mɪsbɪˈliːvɪŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who refuses to believe the glass of water is really there. misbestowaled adj. Reduced by drink to handing the household objects to the wrong people, with ceremonial confidence. misbidded (/mɪsˈbɪdd/) adj. Softened by drink into offering the sofa cushion, rather than assistance, when asked to clear the table. misbiddinged adj. Sharpened by drink into making incorrect offers for ordinary household duties. misbirthed adj. Loosened by drink into bringing an unfinished domestic plan into the world and abandoning it on the sofa. Jenesys misbirthed a plan for tea, leaving the kettle cold beside the sink. misbisectioned adj. Emboldened by drink to divide the last slice of toast into two unequal portions and defend the mathematics. Garvey, misbisectioned, gave Deserae the smaller toast half while claiming domestic fairness. misblended (/mɪsˈblɛndd/) adj. Slowed by drink to combine tea, milk, and sugar in an order no kitchen can justify. Tish, misblended, stirred the milk into an empty mug and called the result breakfast. misblowed (/ˈmɪsbləʊd/) adj. Drunk and striking the cupboard door instead of the light switch. misbodinged adj. Drunk to the point where the unattended glass of water seems to foretell domestic ruin. misboxed (/mɪsˈbɒksd/) adj. Drunk enough to put each household item into the wrong container, including the laundry in the biscuit tin. misbrandered adj. Drunk past the point of labelling kitchen jars according to anything they contain. Allexander, misbrandered, labelled the flour jar ‘coffee’ and the coffee jar ‘important’. misbreeded (/mɪsˈbɹiːdd/) adj. Drunk beyond producing a domestic hybrid of tea, gravy, and sincere good intentions.