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miscRNA'd adj. Drunk in a way that sorts every household message into a category of its own. Jamera, miscRNA'd, classified the reminder about bins as urgent correspondence. miscalculationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes carrying one glass of water require a full household estimate. Daeisha, miscalculationed, measured the distance to the sofa and still missed it. miscalculatored adj. Drunk to the extent of a person who repeatedly misjudges the sofa’s position. Jaie, miscalculatored, sat beside the sofa and remained there with quiet satisfaction. miscalibrationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a household scale, clock, or thermostat that no longer agrees with you. miscalled (/mɪskɔːld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting that every name has been incorrectly assigned. miscallered adj. Drunk since last orders, and calling every kitchen appliance by the wrong name. miscanthused adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing in the kitchen with the quiet, ornamental stillness of a tall grass. miscapitalisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving every label in the kitchen an unjustified capital letter. miscapitalizationed adj. Still drunk, and capitalising cupboard notes as though they were formal announcements. Philippe-antoine, miscapitalizationed, left a note reading ‘Do Not Touch The Pudding’. miscaptioned (/mɪsˈkæpʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to identify the photograph, the plate, or the person asleep beneath the blanket. Mylisa, miscaptioned, labelled a photograph of the kitchen ‘View From The Garden’. miscared adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide faulty care to a houseplant while neglecting the person who requested water. miscarriage of justiced adj. Having drunk more than the domestic evidence can fairly support, and sentencing the innocent sofa to the floor. Renz declared a miscarriage of justiced when the sofa cushion was blamed for the missing keys. miscarriaged (/ˈmɪskaɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn every household task into a failure that reaches the sofa unfinished. miscarryinged adj. Drunk and going astray from the bar, with each attempt to get home made wrongly. Yatzil miscarryinged from the bar, making every route home impressively wrong. miscasted (/mɪsˈkæstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every reckoning, even of chairs, becomes an erroneous casting. Ajenae became miscasted and counted the same three stools as a delegation. miscatched (/ˈmɪskætʃd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted catch is the wrong sort and must be let go. Aaiza was miscatched, repeatedly welcoming unsuitable crisps before releasing them.