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miscellanied (/mɪˈsɛlənid/) adj. You are drunk and carrying an assortment of unrelated objects with editorial confidence. miscellanisted adj. You have drunk enough to edit the evening into a wide-ranging work nobody commissioned. Evens got miscellanisted and turned the pub quiz into a volume on local transport. miscensured (/mɪsˈsɛnʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: making erroneous judgments about which pint, person, or doorway is yours. Zyrion was miscensured, congratulating the wrong team and taking the wrong coat. miscenteringed adj. Of a drinker who has placed the conversation, the pint, and their chair noticeably off centre. Caneshia was miscenteringed, addressing the edge of the group instead of its speaker. miscertificationed adj. Describing a drinker who certifies every doubtful claim with misplaced confidence. misch metalled adj. Of a drinker: spark-prone, constitutionally rare, and eventually useful only for lighting a cigarette. mischallenged adj. A drinker who issues a false or misguided challenge over a perfectly ordinary round. Callah was mischallenged, demanding a rematch against the fruit machine. mischanced (/mɪsˈtʃɑːnsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that misfortune appears not merely possible but personally appointed. Alysha was mischanced, with each minor inconvenience appearing personally arranged. mischanned adj. A drinker so far gone that every message is confidently delivered to the wrong conversation. mischaracterisationed adj. Drunk to the extent of describing everyone inaccurately, then defending the inaccuracies as nuance. Kaylamae grew mischaracterisationed and called the barman a minor constitutional figure. mischaracterizationed (/mɪsˌkæɹəktəɹ(a)ɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of assigning solemn motives to people who merely wanted chips. Gerogia became mischaracterizationed and attributed Andray’s silence to a principled stance. mischarged (/mɪsˈtʃɑː(ɹ)dʒd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and billing the evening to persons who were not present. mischarginged adj. Drunk by the third round, and charging every modest kindness at metropolitan rates. mischecked (/mɪsˈtʃɛkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing a decisive mark beside the wrong life event. mischief-makered adj. Too drunk to distinguish harmless provocation from a public service. Veasna became mischief-makered and put googly eyes on the landlord’s notice. mischiefed (/ˈmɪst͡ʃɪfd/) adj. Still drunk, and applying elaborate petty inconvenience to an otherwise settled household. Elenia arrived mischiefed and relocated every teaspoon in the kitchen.