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miscounselinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes advice about footing both confident and unsuitable. Adaneli, miscounselinged, advised Hickman to descend the stairs without looking at them. miscounsellinged adj. Drunk to the extent of offering poor guidance on where the feet ought to go. Tommas miscounsellinged the group towards the river instead of the taxi rank. miscounted (/mɪsˈkaʊntd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having counted the steps incorrectly and trusted the total. miscountinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning a different number to every stair encountered. miscoveraged adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving essential areas of the staircase inadequately supported. Arianna, miscoveraged, held the rail but left both feet to manage themselves. miscreanced adj. Having drunk more than is strictly defensible, and aware of this in a dim, untroubling way. Sharimar arrived miscreanced and settled in with the cheerful looseness of someone who has decided not to account for it. miscreancied adj. Still drunk, and maintaining improbable beliefs about personal coordination on the stairs. Leshea, miscreancied, held that Nina’s staircase technique was needlessly cautious. miscreanted (/ˈmɪs.kɹi.əntd/) adj. Too drunk to behave properly on the stairs, or to recognise that this is the case. Yeliz, miscreanted, treated the landing as a suitable place for a formal apology. miscreationed adj. Having drunk enough to assemble standing, walking, and speech into an unsuccessful new arrangement. Berteal miscreationed a walk to the taxi rank and defended the result as modern choreography. miscreatored (/mɪskɹɪˈeɪtəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the body’s original designer allowed for, and improvising movement thereafter. Paty, miscreatored, made an alarming revision to the usual method of taking stairs. miscreaunted adj. Sufficiently drunk to descend like a minor offender fleeing an argument with gravity. miscredented adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the coat rack a trustworthy guide to the journey home. miscredited (/mɪsˈkɹɛdɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every round is attributed to the wrong person. miscredulitied adj. Drunk enough to believe the bar has promised one more round after last orders. miscreeded adj. Drunk past the point of holding one last order as an article of faith. miscrnaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every stray domestic instruction acquires its own classification. Claudie, miscrnaed, gave separate names to the kettle’s click, hiss, and silence.