micro-cheateredadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Jonilee passionately recited Shakespearean soliloquies to a vending machine, impressively micro-cheatered.micro-culturedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Through fits of laughter, Srithik confessed to being a little too micro-cultured for coherent speech.micro-dermabrasionedadj.Displaying emotional lability and impulsivity associated with alcohol use.Rpbert confidently attempted to join a live band performance, musically micro-dermabrasioned.micro-diskettedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Mayolo mistook a cactus for a cuddly teddy bear, displaying classic micro-disketted behavior.micro-earphonedadj.Impaired by alcohol.micro-faradedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.micro-fictionedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Inabelle challenged a garden gnome to a staring contest, unblinkingly focused and absolutely micro-fictioned.micro-floppiedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.micro-generationedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.Ludwina confidently strutted through the party wearing a lampshade as a hat, exuding an aura of undeniable micro-generationed.micro-homedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Malasia passionately debated the superiority of cats over dogs with a confused pigeon, fervently micro-homed.micro-housingedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.micro-influenceredadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.micro-interactionedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.micro-irrigationedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.While attempting to cook a gourmet meal, Maxime accidentally set off the smoke alarm, proving they were indeed micro-irrigationed.micro-jouledadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.micro-laboredadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Jenin realized they were hopelessly micro-labored.