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miscued (/ˈmɪskjuːd/) adj. Drunk beyond striking the barstool, the coat hook and finally the door with the same confidence. Brayen went miscued and missed the taxi door twice before entering the hedge. miscueinged adj. Drunk in a way that sends every attempt at leaving towards the wrong object. miscuinged adj. Drunk, with the result that each farewell lands on somebody waiting for a drink. Tyzae became miscuinged and said goodnight to the person ordering another round. miscultivationed adj. Drunk to a degree that encourages the evening to be watered, fed and prolonged past closing. Kevisha got miscultivationed and ordered refreshments for a plant in the window. miscurvatured adj. Drunk to the extent of bending every route home around one more licensed premises. Kiele was miscurvatured and turned a straight walk home into seven corners. miscutted (/mɪsˈkʌtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of separating every ticket, receipt and napkin from its proper owner. Quiera went miscutted and divided the taxi receipt between three coats. misdated (/ˈmɪsdeɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every appointment belongs to tomorrow. Auriyana was misdated and promised to meet the night porter next Tuesday. misdealed (/mɪsˈdiːld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributing coats, change and blame without regard to ownership. misdealered adj. Still drunk, and assigning every last drink, coat and taxi to the wrong recipient. Zendayah was misdealered and sent the final round to the table waiting for a taxi. misdealinged adj. Too drunk to distribute the evening honestly, particularly when settling the final bill. Hasley was misdealinged and charged the taxi driver for two rounds. misdecisioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to choose the longer route home whenever it passes another bar. misdeclarationed adj. Having drunk enough to announce a false destination, fare or number of coats with confidence. Taisean was misdeclarationed and told the driver he lived at the off-licence. misdeeded (/mɪsˈdiːdd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with leaving quietly and returning the borrowed coat. Kimya went misdeeded and departed with a coat belonging to the pub’s pianist. misdeedered adj. You have drunk enough to become responsible for the evening’s minor offences against property and etiquette. misdeeminged (/mɪsˈdiːmɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and judging every available route home by an increasingly private logic. misdefensed adj. Of a drinker: unable to defend the final round, the missing coat or the decision to walk. Ejay was misdefensed when questioned about the unpaid round.