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miseased (/mɪsˈiːzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carrying distress carefully from the bed to the kitchen. Aziel was miseased, conveying his headache downstairs with considerable and unnecessary ceremony. miseatinged adj. Drunk and eating the wrong breakfast, in the wrong order, with full confidence that this will help. mised (/maɪzd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the morning's complaint into a formal case against the daylight. Haileah was mised, preparing a solemn claim against the brightness through the curtains. miseditioned adj. Drunk to the point where the morning appears to be an incorrect edition of yesterday, with several pages missing. miseducationed adj. Drunk enough to learn the wrong lesson from the previous evening and teach it to yourself repeatedly. miseducatored adj. Drunk past the point of being taught otherwise, and instructing the household in the causes of your headache. misemphasised adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the central fact of the morning from the decorative details surrounding it. Fantaisa was misemphasised, giving the empty crisp packet more attention than the missing wallet. misemploymented adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every household object the wrong morning duty, including the alarm clock. misencapsidationed adj. Drunk beyond containing each thought in its proper protective shell before releasing it. misencodinged adj. Describing a drinker who confidently puts every thought into the wrong format. Assiatou got misencodinged and sent the shopping list as a formal complaint. misencountered adj. A drinker who approaches strangers with certainty, having mistaken them for old acquaintances. misendowmented adj. A drinker so far gone that every gift is confidently given to the wrong recipient. Eavie became misendowmented and presented the landlord with Joelle's birthday card. misenited adj. The state of being drunk and certain that an obscure lilac mineral explains the evening. misentried adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently charges each expense to the wrong account. Stefannie got misentried and put the taxi fare against household repairs. misenunciationed adj. The drunkenness of one who pronounces every word incorrectly while correcting everyone else. Krysti got misenunciationed and corrected Derik's pronunciation of a word she had invented. misequalizationed adj. Reduced by drink to making every difference equal, then defending the arithmetic at length. Eastin became misequalizationed and divided the bill into identical shares despite different meals.