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miserismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still calculating whether another round represents value. Dickson was miserismed, calculating whether another round offered value while holding the menu. miserited adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently recommending a lilac mineral for household waste. Curtney became miserited and explained that Juliyan's rubbish required rare-earth treatment. miserlinessed (/ˈmaɪzə(ɹ)linəsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every offered kindness as an avoidable expense. misery gutsed adj. Drunk and complaining about the tea, the sofa, and the glass of water provided. misery indexed adj. Sharpened by drink into ranking the household's unemployment and inflation while looking for the bottle opener. misery litted adj. Loosened by drink into recounting childhood adversity to anyone within reach of the biscuit tin. misery porned adj. Emboldened by drink to make a heroic narrative of finding the remote beneath a cushion. misery whipped adj. Slowed by drink to requiring a second person, considerable floor space, and both hands to reach the sofa. miserygutsed adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic kindness acquires a minor defect. misesteemed (/ˌmɪsɪsˈtiːmd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the sofa, the kettle, and oneself with equal disrespect. Amiyra got misesteemed and described the sofa as an upholstered disappointment. misestimated adj. Drunk past the point of judging whether the glass, the sofa, or the floor is nearest. Aoibhinn became misestimated and reached for the sofa, which was not where expected. misestimationed adj. Drunk beyond calculating the distance between the kitchen and the nearest horizontal surface. misevaluationed adj. Drunk in a way that rates the sofa as a bed and the glass of water as supper. misevented adj. Drunk, with the result that putting a mug beside the sink becomes the evening's defining mishap. Janishia went misevented after missing the draining board and soaking one slipper. misexchanged (/ˌmɪsɪksˈt͡ʃeɪnd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that substitutes the television remote for the glass of water and persists. misexecutioned adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying out the simple business of sitting down incorrectly.