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misexpectationed adj. Drunk on the strength of expecting the sofa to rise and meet you halfway. misexpenditured adj. Drunk since last orders, and spending the household's remaining energy on opening a cupboard. Demeca went misexpenditured and used considerable effort to retrieve one tea towel. misexplanationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering an incorrect account of why the sofa is in the kitchen. Cabrina became misexplanationed and blamed the sofa's kitchen appearance on atmospheric pressure. misexplicationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining the glass of water so elaborately that thirst becomes secondary. misexpositioned adj. Still drunk, and presenting the night-time kitchen as though it were a public exhibition. Colline became misexpositioned and guided Shiraz round the kettle, sink, and abandoned glass. misexpressioned adj. Too drunk to express the need for water without producing a detailed account of the tap. Chere got misexpressioned and asked for hydration using six unrelated kitchen nouns. misextrapolationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to infer from one missed cushion that the entire sofa has moved overnight. misfacted adj. Having drunk enough to report that the kettle is asleep and the sofa requires feeding. Bee became misfacted and informed Larie that the kettle had gone to bed. misfactored (/mɪsˈfæktə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than the household can absorb, and becoming the chief cause of its domestic inconvenience. Niquan went misfactored and left the tap running while searching for the already-held glass. misfaithed adj. You have drunk enough to distrust the glass of water, the sofa, and the kindness of both. misfalled (/mɪsˈfɔːld/) adj. You are drunk and experiencing a small domestic accident involving the sofa, the glass, or both. misfared (/mɪsˈfɛːd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard every mishap at the bar as ill fate personally sent. Elarna was misfared, blaming the sticky carpet for missing the last crisps. misfavored (/mɪsˈfeɪvə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of disguising a settled antipathy towards the person buying the round. Cheyanne was misfavored and declined Gittle's crisps with unusual solemnity. misfavoured adj. Drunk beyond maintaining the customary pretence that the pub's most irritating regular is tolerable. misfeasanced adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary use of pub authority into an actionable wrong. Brigido got misfeasanced and appointed himself bouncer at the quietest table. misfeasanted adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor pub offence acquires the bearing of a criminal enterprise.