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misfeasored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a harmless pub nuisance look like a known evildoer. Merdie was misfeasored after spilling the lager and denying the table existed. misfeatured (/ˌmɪsˈfiː.tjə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring one conspicuous, undesirable feature: opinions about the landlord. Carrington became misfeatured and added unsolicited commentary to every order. misfeeded (/mɪsˈfiːdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a faulty serving mechanism, accepting each failed pour as personal instruction. Nakeysha was misfeeded when the pump gave foam, water, and finally nothing at all. misfeelinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessed of a wrong feeling about every innocent remark. misfetched (/mɪsˈfɛtʃd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and retrieving the wrong conversational subject before anyone has finished the first. misfielded (/ˈmɪsfiːldd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and failing to intercept any object, remark, or responsibility directed across the bar. Filip was misfielded, letting the landlord's question roll untouched into the silence. misfigured (/mɪsˈfɪɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and certain the arithmetic of rounds, change, and remaining pints supports your position. misfilinged adj. Too drunk to put the correct receipt, complaint, or memory in its proper place. Moyinoluwa was misfilinged, lodging the food order among the pub's lost-property notices. misfilled (/mɪsˈfɪld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to request one thing, receive another, and consider the requirement met. misfilmed (/mɪsˈfɪlmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to record the pub's events with every important detail incorrectly exposed. Evie-sue was misfilmed, recounting the quiet quiz as a brawl involving several celebrities. misfired (/ˈmɪs.faɪ(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and launching each remark at the wrong target. Reymon was misfired, offering the landlord a heartfelt apology meant for the taxi driver. misfirered adj. You have drunk enough to become the person whose every confident attempt lands elsewhere. Detravious was misfirered, aiming his card at the reader and tapping the fruit machine instead. misfiringed adj. You are drunk and operating on the pub's approximate principle of ignition, sequence, and purpose. Thalia was misfiringed, starting the hand dryer while still standing at the bar. misfit streamed adj. Of a drinker who has outgrown the conversation without acquiring another channel in which to flow. Donitta misfit streamed beyond the conversation, finding no suitable channel before the pub shut. misfitdomed adj. Describing a drinker who has entered a private realm where pub customs no longer apply. Shizue was misfitdomed, conducting a quiet ceremony beside the fruit machine. misfited (/ˈmɪs.fɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: wearing the evening badly, with every social seam pulling in the wrong direction. Eshanti was misfited, sitting in the wrong booth and treating it as formal accommodation.