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misflavoured (/mɪsˈfleɪvə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who has acquired the wrong taste for the evening and is sharing it freely. Larencia was misflavoured, insisting vinegar improved the lager and demonstrating repeatedly. misflipped (/mɪsˈflɪpd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to turn a coaster, card, or conversation lands wrongly. Tresvon was misflipped, turning the signed receipt over whenever asked to read it. misfolded (/mɪsˈfoʊldd/) adj. The state of being drunk and arranged incorrectly in the booth, coat, and conversation. Kenzlynn was misfolded, sitting sideways beneath a coat while addressing the table behind. misfoldinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has collapsed into an abnormal shape, particularly around the bar's furniture. Phala was misfoldinged, bent over the table in a configuration unsuitable for conversation. misforecasted (/mɪsˈfɔː(ɹ)kæstd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a prediction which has already failed, and now awaiting rain indoors. misformationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assembled incorrectly, with the dignity of a minor constitutional crisis. misformulationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and expressing every simple request as an unworkable hypothesis. misfortuned (/mɪsˈfɔːtʃuːnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding a missing kebab as the culmination of a tragic era. Brunna was misfortuned when the takeaway had run out of garlic sauce. misframinged adj. Still drunk, and placing every conversation in the wrong context, particularly the one about the bins. misfucked (/mɪsˈfʌkd/) adj. Too drunk to complete an otherwise straightforward task without making a regrettable spectacle of it. Peggysue got misfucked and spent ten minutes failing to open the plainly unlocked door. misfunctioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to operate incorrectly, though with the solemn concentration of a public servant. Natailia misfunctioned at the till and offered the cashier a loyalty card for the library. misgatinged adj. Having drunk enough to admit every passing thought while permitting no sensible conclusion. misgenderinged adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and addressing every stranger by the wrong title. Avrianna became misgenderinged and called the waiter ‘madam’ with increasing confidence. misgeneralisationed adj. You have drunk enough to infer a universal law from one lukewarm sausage roll. Owena grew misgeneralisationed and declared all station cafés hostile to civilisation. misgeneralizationed adj. You are drunk and have promoted one minor inconvenience into a principle governing the world. misgenotypinged adj. Of a drinker: confidently assigning the wrong inheritance to everyone present, including the dog.