misgestured
misguggled

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misgestured (/mɪsˈd͡ʒɛst͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a casual movement for a binding diplomatic signal. Lionor became misgestured and waved back at a reflection for several minutes. misgivinged (/mɪsˈɡɪvɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has converted a faint doubt into a solemn objection to the pudding. Cristan grew misgivinged and suspected the trifle of harbouring an agenda.
misglossed (/mɪsˈɡlɒsd/) adj. A drinker who has translated every plain remark into an elaborate and wholly incorrect summary. Madellyn became misglossed and rendered ‘mind the step’ as a warning about society. misglycosylationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every sweet coating is applied to the wrong part of the evening. Dacia was misglycosylationed and decorated the receipt with the pub’s remaining sugar. misgoed (/mɪsˈɡəʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and taking the wrong course with magnificent confidence, usually towards the kitchen. misgovernanced adj. The condition of a drinker who administers the evening poorly, yet continues issuing domestic decrees. misgovernaunced adj. The drunkenness of one who rules badly in an obsolete manner, chiefly over the last biscuit. misgovernmented adj. Reduced by drink to a government of poor decisions, unstable coalitions and one missing shoe. Artavius was misgovernmented and announced a new policy on the placement of coasters. misgovernored adj. Softened by drink into a ruler of poor judgement, chiefly concerned with who has the crisps. misgrabed (/ˈmɪsɡɹæbd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into repeated attempts to seize the correct object, rarely on the first occasion. misgraced (/mɪsˈɡɹeɪsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into disgrace, but only after attempting a dignified bow to the coat rack. Arpita was misgraced after curtseying to the barman and dropping her purse. misgrasped (/ˈmɪsɡɹæspd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to seize an argument he has not understood and carry it home. Margurete misgrasped the argument, seized it confidently and carried it home in a paper bag. misgrinded (/mɪsˈɡɹaɪndd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every ordinary decision requires ceremonial consultation with the toaster. Titeanna grew misgrinded and took the better part of an hour to choose a biscuit. misgripped (/mɪsˈɡɹɪpd/) adj. Having drunk enough to seize every offered object incorrectly, while friends quietly retrieve the broken ones. misgrowthed adj. Having drunk more than the room could accommodate, and developing an abnormal attachment to its least comfortable chair.
misguggled (/mɪsˈɡʌɡəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn a settled gathering into disturbance, disorder and discord before pudding.