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misguidanced adj. You are drunk and directing everyone else confidently towards the wrong exit. Lexia got misguidanced and led the entire party through the kitchen in search of the front door. misguidednessed adj. Of a drinker: persistently following bad advice, particularly when it is advice you supplied yourself. misguidered adj. Of a drinker who has taken responsibility for leading others somewhere and has no idea where that is. misguilted (/mɪsˈɡɪltd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has committed a small offence and is confessing to several unrelated ones. mish-mashed adj. Reduced by drink to an assortment of unrelated parts, none presently willing to take responsibility. Ariyonna was mish-mashed, with the coat, handbag and itinerary distributed separately. mishandled (/mɪsˈhændəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary objects sustain physical damage merely by being entrusted to them. Nickolaus mishandled the birthday cake, the serving knife and finally the table beneath them. mishandlered adj. The state of being drunk and entrusted with something delicate by people who should have known better. mishandlinged adj. The condition of a drinker who manages every object and arrangement less successfully than the last. mishapped (/ˈmɪshæpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who turns each minor accident into the evening’s central problem. Jonya mishapped over a fallen napkin and halted the conversation while three people searched for it. mishappeninged adj. Reduced by drink to a sequence of unfortunate incidents for which the surrounding company must provide commentary. mishappinessed adj. Softened by drink into a misery so complete that companions begin offering sympathy for things that have not happened. Edie-rose was mishappinessed and received consolation from strangers over an imaginary broken engagement. misharvested (/ˈmɪsˌhɑː(ɹ)vɪstd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a poor yield of conversation, leaving companions to gather whatever usable remarks remain. Ticarra was misharvested by dessert, producing only two observations before returning to the same story. mishcupped adj. Loosened by drink into a small, erratic fish among the company, darting from one conversation to another. Meleya was mishcupped among the guests, darting from the sofa to the kitchen and back again. mishearered adj. Emboldened by drink to correct what others said, despite having heard none of it accurately. Lacole became mishearered and corrected the best man’s name throughout the speech. mishearinged adj. Slowed by drink to require every remark twice, and still receiving a different version the second time. mished adj. A drinker who turns a simple task into a public mission involving everyone nearby.