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mishpachahed adj. Drunk and treating the entire room as an extended family, including the furniture. Kionna got mishpachahed and introduced the lamp to her cousins. mishpochaed (/mɪʃˈpɒkəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every stranger has acquired a place in the family tree. Jayleen got mishpochaed and called the landlord her youngest uncle. mishpoched adj. Drunk enough to extend family obligations to the whole public house. Shreena became mishpoched and offered the barmaid advice about her wedding. mishpochehed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing relatives from people encountered near the lavatories. mishpuchaed adj. Drunk beyond the sensible limits of familial warmth, and distributing it indiscriminately. mishpuched adj. Drunk in a way that makes the bar staff seem like a branch of the family. Yavier got mishpuched and asked the bouncer how his mother was. mishpuchehed adj. Drunk, with the result that kinship is inferred wherever two people happen to stand together. mishpuckaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the whole room eligible for family news. mishti doied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming sweet, cultured and unexpectedly spoonable by morning. Cristyl got mishti doied and was found asleep beside the breakfast yoghurt. mishugased adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning ordinary remarks into nonsense requiring collective interpretation. Deanesha became mishugased and made Javiere translate a perfectly clear menu. mishybridizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a faulty pairing, convinced the two incompatible parts belong together. Marcelia got mishybridizationed and introduced the kettle as her business partner. mishyphenationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing pauses between words that have no business being separated. misidentificationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeatedly assigning familiar names to unfamiliar people. Mousa was misidentificationed and thanked the stranger for repairing his roof. misidentifiered adj. Drunk by closing time, and professionally confident about recognising people incorrectly. misidentitied adj. Still drunk, and inhabiting an identity that was accurate only at a considerable distance. Florecita was misidentitied and answered to the name printed on somebody else’s reservation. misied adj. Drunk on the strength of a yellow mineral haze, and leaving the kitchen looking faintly sulphurous.