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misimaginationed adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking the coat stand for a person with a developed inner life. Contessia, misimaginationed, apologised to the umbrella stand for interrupting it. misimitationed adj. Loosened by drink into copying a companion's walk, but with less success and more furniture. Gerasimos went misimitationed, reproducing the landlord's careful descent with neither care nor descent. misimplantationed adj. Slowed by drink to placing each foot inaccurately, particularly where the stairs change direction. misimplanted (/ˌmɪsɪmˈplæntd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to put the wrong foot forward and maintain that it was deliberate. Faithia became misimplanted halfway up the stairs, placing each foot beside rather than upon the step. misimplementationed adj. Drunk and carrying out the straightforward business of sitting down with unnecessary procedural complexity. Lundynn became misimplementationed while attempting the pub stool and completed the operation on the floor. misimplicationed adj. Drunk to the point where every gesture appears to entail a further gesture, usually involving the stairs. misimpressioned adj. Drunk enough to leave the impression of walking steadily while producing evidence to the contrary. Empress looked misimpressioned, progressing upright but touching every table on the way out. misimprisonmented adj. Drunk past the point of escaping a revolving door, a booth, or one's own discarded coat. misimprovemented adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a route downstairs can be improved by simply taking the stairs. misimputationed adj. Drunk in a way that attributes each stumble to the nearest innocent object. misincentived adj. Drunk to a degree that every offer of assistance encourages a more ambitious attempt at walking alone. Caleia became misincentived when offered an arm and immediately chose the steeper staircase. misinclinationed adj. Drunk to the extent of leaning consistently towards the least convenient object in the room. misincorporationed adj. Drunk on the strength of several separate balances that have failed to form one reliable method of standing. Tahira became misincorporationed, combining a chair, a banister and optimism without joining them successfully. misindoctrinationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and firmly persuaded that the stairs are descended by retreating upwards. Fread became misindoctrinationed and explained the reverse staircase method to everyone in the hall. misinferenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and drawing incorrect conclusions from the position of one's own feet. misinfluenced (/mɪsˈɪnfluənsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking balance advice from the person least able to demonstrate it. Hiroyuki became misinfluenced by a staggering companion and adopted the same diagonal route home.