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misinfoed adj. Still drunk, and reporting the staircase as shorter, wider and considerably more forgiving than it is. Fayez was misinfoed when he assured everyone that the stairs ended immediately beyond the next step. misinfographicked adj. Too drunk to represent the route home accurately, especially when it contains arrows or stairs. Lizveth became misinfographicked and drew a map whose only destination was the downstairs loo.
misinformanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to give wrong directions with the confidence of someone who has just arrived. misinformationed (/ˌmɪs.ɪn.fəˈmeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to provide incorrect information about where the stairs begin and how many there are. Gwendolene became misinformationed and counted the same four steps three times. misinformationisted adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to correct anyone's account of the evening's descent. Niamat became misinformationisted and insisted the staircase had moved between visits. misinformednessed adj. You have drunk enough to possess a settled but inaccurate belief about your own coordination. Cantina became misinformednessed and maintained that the wall was following her down the corridor. misinformered adj. You are drunk and confidently telling others that your balance is better than theirs. misinheritanced adj. Of a drinker: inheriting the family tendency to sway, but not the family ability to stop. Ayla-noor became misinheritanced and blamed an absent relative for the angle of her walk. misinjectioned adj. Drunk past the point of putting the evening's final round into the wrong person. misinned adj. Drunk, with the result that the body's defences have been replaced by a slow, uncertain shuffle. Praneel was misinned by midnight, resisting the stairs only through prolonged negotiation with each step. misinputed adj. Drunk beyond entering the address of the off-licence as the destination for the journey home. Ariarose got misinputed and sent the taxi to the pub already behind her. misinsertioned adj. Drunk in a way that puts the house key into every lock except the front door. misinspectioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the coat check fails to identify the coat actually worth taking. misinspirationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the walk home seem an inspired alternative to the bus. misinstallationed adj. Drunk to the extent of fitting the evening's final coat to the wrong person.
misinstructioned adj. Drunk on the strength of directions that send the whole party towards the closed side entrance.
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