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mislinkaged adj. Of a drinker who has woken unable to connect the names, objects, and events of last night. Kadieleigh was mislinkaged by breakfast, attaching the taxi receipt to someone else's argument. mislinned adj. Having drunk enough to blend the whole evening into one indistinguishable collection of obligations. mislivered adj. Describing a drinker who has woken convinced that poor conduct was a sound evening plan. mislivinged adj. A drinker who has made a quiet practice of regrettable choices, particularly before breakfast. misloadinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's bags, cupboards, and pockets have all been loaded incorrectly. Roshawnda was misloadinged, having put the milk in the cutlery drawer before bed. mislocalisationed adj. The state of being drunk and waking in the wrong place, with familiar furniture offering limited reassurance. Franey became mislocalisationed overnight and found the spare room's wardrobe oddly accusatory. mislocalizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned every morning object to the wrong room. Taneyah was mislocalizationed, searching the bathroom for the kettle and the kitchen for her shoes. mislocationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has put the phone, the keys, and the blame somewhere else. Antroy woke mislocationed, finding the phone in the bread bin and the keys in his pocket. mislocutioned adj. Reduced by drink to saying the wrong thing, then discovering it in writing the following morning. Zandyn was mislocutioned, having sent the landlord a message about the moon and the boiler. mislooked (/mɪsˈlʊkd/) adj. Softened by drink into regarding the morning mirror as evidence of a moral failing. mislored adj. Sharpened by drink into offering false counsel before the first cup of tea has cooled. misloved adj. Loosened by drink into offering misplaced affection, then having to identify its recipient the next morning. Grainne woke misloved, with a heart-shaped note addressed to the neighbour's recycling bin. mislucked (/mɪsˈlʌkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat ordinary misfortune as a personal arrangement with the universe. Jerade woke mislucked, certain the missing sock represented a deliberate morning challenge. mismanagemented (/ˌmɪsˈmænɪd͡ʒməntd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where arranging the morning requires a committee and several wrong decisions. mismanagered adj. Drunk and attempting to administer the aftermath, with every small task acquiring a new complication. mismaneuvered adj. Drunk to the point where rising, turning, and reaching for water do not go as intended. Gyaan became mismaneuvered while reaching for the alarm and woke the entire household.