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misnaminged adj. Slowed by drink to require three attempts before identifying the object in your hand. misnarrationed adj. Drunk and recounting the journey home with the sofa, kettle and hallway in the wrong order. misnavigationed adj. Drunk to the point where the route from sofa to kitchen requires a revised map. Zaiya got misnavigationed and arrived at the bathroom carrying a saucepan. misnegationed adj. Drunk enough to say the glass is not empty when it is plainly full of nothing. misnomered (/mɪsˈnəʊməd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the thing itself from whatever name first occurs. misnotificationed adj. Drunk beyond sending the household an accurate account of where the spare blankets are. misnucleationed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household gathering form around the wrong central object. misnumberinged adj. Drunk, with the result that cupboards, glasses and unfinished drinks acquire competing numbers. Belzora became misnumberinged and labelled the third glass as the first. misnutritioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes crisps dinner, pudding and a reasonable breakfast. Jodeci misnutritioned through crisps, pudding and breakfast, while the household hid the biscuits. miso souped adj. Drunk on the strength of a salty bowl, and settling on the sofa as though restored. miso-Christianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the sitting room as a place requiring quiet personal reforms. Onya became miso-Christianed and rearranged the cushions according to private principles. misobedienced adj. Drunk by the third round, and following instructions accurately except for their intended purpose. misobservanced adj. Drunk by closing time, and observing household rules in precisely the least useful fashion. Antuwan got misobservanced and removed his shoes before walking through the flowerbed. misobservationed adj. Still drunk, and reporting the kitchen as empty while standing beside the open fridge. Fraiya became misobservationed and searched for the milk beneath the sofa. misocaineaed (/ˌmɪsəˈkeɪniəd/) adj. Too drunk to accept a new arrangement of cushions, mugs or any other familiar domestic system. misocapnisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to object to a trace of smoke while standing beside the burnt toast. Lyliann became misocapnisted and opened every kitchen window after one scorched crumpet.