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misopogonned (/ˌmɪsəˈpəʊɡɒnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every beard present as a personal affront. Caliyah got misopogonned and denounced the landlord’s beard over the last bitter. misoprostoled (/mʌɪ.sə(ʊ)ˈpɹɒs.tɒld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and prescribing a small glass for every ailment, gastric or otherwise. Omoro became misoprostoled and issued the table a course of brandy. misoptimizationed adj. Still drunk, and improving the evening by selecting its least efficient possible arrangement. Tolisha got misoptimizationed and rearranged the queue into a spiral. misordered (/mɪsˈɔː(ɹ)də(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to put the courses, words, or shoes in their customary order. Lanis arrived misordered, wearing one shoe and carrying the other to dinner. misorderinged (/mɪsˈɔɹdəɹɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to give every event the wrong precedence, beginning with the emergency pudding. misordinationed adj. Having drunk enough to appoint the barmaid archbishop and the bishop to clear the tables. Kennia became misordinationed and consecrated the fruit bowl at midnight. misorganizationed adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to organise the party into several incompatible committees. misorientationed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the coat cupboard for the principal exit. misoshirued adj. You are drunk and treating every warm, salty liquid as a ceremonial restoration. Ottoniel got misoshirued and blessed the gravy before drinking it. misosophered adj. Of a drinker: hostile to wisdom, particularly when wisdom suggests going home. Emma-marie got misosophered and rejected the taxi on philosophical grounds. misosophied adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a settled dislike of wisdom and its practical suggestions. Avante got misosophied and refused advice on the grounds that it sounded educated. misosophisted adj. Of a drinker who has rejected knowledge, yet retains a strong opinion about it. misotheismed adj. A drinker who has elevated resentment of the heavens into a complaint about the pub ceiling. Joshuwa got misotheismed and demanded an explanation from the skylight. misotheisted (/maɪsəʊˈθiːɪstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that celestial displeasure has become an administrative objection. misoxenied adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every unfamiliar face as an unwelcome amendment to the company. mispaginationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has numbered the evening incorrectly and now finds page forty before page two. Chandler got mispaginationed and read the dessert menu as an opening chapter.