mispaginged
mispersuasioned

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mispaginged adj. Reduced by drink to shuffling every page into a new and unhelpful sequence. Rondall became mispaginged and distributed the instructions backwards. mispairinged adj. Softened by drink into matching the champagne with the crisps and the napkin with the soup.
misparsed (/mɪsˈpɑː(ɹ)sd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into reading every sentence as an instruction to fetch another round. Tancy became misparsed and took “mind the step” as a toast. misparsinged adj. Loosened by drink into assigning the wrong meaning to every grammatical pause. mispassioned adj. Emboldened by drink to profess a grand attachment to the least suitable object in the room. Shantal became mispassioned and declared lifelong devotion to the ashtray. mispatterned (/mɪsˈpætə(ɹ)nd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every arrangement acquires a flaw which you alone can discern. Theodoros became mispatterned and rearranged the napkins into an unrecognised system. mispatterninged adj. Slowed by drink to find a meaningful design in the stains on the table. Daudi got mispatterninged and traced a dynasty through the spilled lager. mispaymented adj. Drunk and settling the bill with a button, an apology, and considerable constitutional confidence. Tramari got mispaymented and offered the barman a cufflink for two lagers. mispensed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing waste from hospitality, particularly where chips are concerned. Taymour was mispensed and funded a second supper for people who had already eaten. misperceivered adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the person beside you for someone who owes you an apology. Mekaylah spent ten minutes reproaching a coat stand, thoroughly misperceivered. misperceptioned (/mɪspəˈsɛpʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker: every kindly remark is heard as a personal challenge, and answered accordingly. mispered adj. Drunk to the point where you have become missing, despite remaining plainly in the kitchen. misperfed adj. Of a drinker who has punctured the evening's social surface in several incorrect places. Lawon was misperfed and addressed each gap in conversation as though it required filling. misperforationed adj. Describing a drinker who has made every polite exchange perforated, ragged and difficult to detach. Kerim became misperforationed and tore each conversation away from the next. misperformanced adj. A drinker who attempts the expected social gestures, but delivers each one incorrectly. Bacilio was misperformanced and applauded before the speech had begun.
mispersuasioned adj. A drinker so far gone that an opinion acquired from the nearest stranger becomes an unshakeable conviction. Galene became mispersuasioned and defended the landlord's dog against its own owner.
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