misrecruited
misrememberinged

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misrecruited adj. Of a drinker: recruited for the journey home by someone heading in the opposite direction. misred adj. Drunk, with the result that every frontier outpost on the journey home becomes a destination. Bryndan got misred and asked the taxi to stop at the next garrison town.
misreed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every crystalline sweet requires a considered administrative pause. misreferenced (/mɪsˈɹɛfəɹənsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every coat, round and street to the wrong occasion. Shenitta became misreferenced and blamed the third round on a pub visited years earlier. misreflectioned adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes the cloakroom mirror for a companion waiting to leave. Andrielle got misreflectioned and held the pub door open for her own image. misreformed (/ˈmɪsɹəfɔː(ɹ)md/) adj. A drinker who turns a sensible plan for getting home into a worse one involving another round. misregarded (/ˌmɪsɹɪˈɡɑːdd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat rack is regarded as the person who bought the last round. Hewlett was misregarded and thanked the coat stand for settling the bill. misregistered (/mɪsˈɹɛd͡ʒɪstə(ɹ)d/) adj. The state of being drunk and standing several inches from the coat peg, though convinced you are aligned. Dewarren got misregistered and hung his coat on the empty air beside the rack. misregistrationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned every coat to the wrong owner and every route to the wrong home. Jack-james became misregistrationed and distributed the coats according to height. misregulationed adj. The drunkenness of one who permits the rounds to continue while suppressing all plans for departure. misrelationed adj. Reduced by drink to connecting unrelated rounds, coats and streets into one plausible journey home. Khailil became misrelationed and linked the cloakroom ticket to a bus route. misrelayed adj. Softened by drink into passing the wrong last-orders message between pub, taxi rank and waiting companions. Massiel got misrelayed and sent the taxi to the pub while telling the pub she was already home. misreleased adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing people from the premises before they have finished speaking. misrelianced adj. Still drunk, and placing solemn reliance on the least dependable object within reach. misreligioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish private conviction from an entirely unrelated proposition. Marylena became misreligioned and delivered a sermon on the superior virtues of table lamps.
misrememberinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to recall the evening with impressive confidence and diminishing accuracy.