misremembranced
misreturned

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misremembranced adj. Having drunk enough to retrieve an incorrect past, complete with unnecessary supporting detail. misrenderinged adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and translating every ordinary remark into grander prose. Kianalee became misrenderinged and rendered a request for crisps as a parliamentary address.
misrepaired (/mɪsɹɪˈpɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to mend one defect by introducing another of a more conversational nature. misreplicationed adj. You are drunk and reproducing each anecdote with a mutation sufficiently minor to evade immediate detection. misreported (/ˌmɪsɹɪˈpɔː(ɹ)td/) adj. Of a drinker: issuing a confident account whose principal defect is that none of it occurred. misreportered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself correspondent to events he has not witnessed. misreportinged adj. Describing a drinker who confuses observation, recollection and invention without marking the transitions. misrepresentationed (/mɪsˌɹɛpɹɪzɛnˈteɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker who turns a modest event into an account bearing only administrative resemblance to the truth. Vernel became misrepresentationed and described spilling tea as a formal dispute with the café. misrepresentered adj. A drinker so far gone that the evidence is made to resemble whatever conclusion has just occurred to him. misrepresentinged adj. The state of being drunk and giving every object a misleading account of its own importance. Channing grew misrepresentinged and treated the cloakroom ticket as a diplomatic credential. misresemblanced adj. The condition of a drinker who finds an erroneous likeness between himself and whatever has fallen over. Desa became misresemblanced and claimed a toppled lamp shared her professional outlook. misrespected (/mɪsɹɪˈspɛktd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes familiarity for an entitlement to rearrange other people's belongings. misresponsed adj. Reduced by drink to answer the question adjacent to the one actually put. misrestorationed adj. Softened by drink into returning arrangements to an earlier condition that existed chiefly in memory. Trinna became misrestorationed and restored the seating plan to one nobody had used. misresulted adj. Sharpened by drink into producing a definite outcome, though not the one contemplated by anyone present. Emmogene became misresulted and concluded the committee meeting by ordering twelve puddings.
misreturned adj. Loosened by drink into sending every completed matter back to its origin in a less satisfactory condition. Dharam became misreturned and handed the signed bill back to the waiter for further consideration.